Archive for the ‘Virginity’ Category

And I Felt Re­al­ly Bad When the Shoe and I Ran Off to Can­cun With­out Her

Guy: Did­n’t you have a friend who lost her vir­gin­i­ty to her shoe?
Green haired girl: Yeah. She fell on her foot and rup­tured it or some­thing. Like rid­ing a horse.
Pink haired girl: What the fuck?
Guy: Told you!
Green haired girl: I felt bad when she told us be­cause I was the on­ly one bust­ing up laugh­ing.

Cal­i­for­nia

Ah Well, You Can Al­ways Be­come Pres­i­dent.

Pro­fes­sor: Isaac New­ton, on his deathbed, was proud to an­nounce that he was a vir­gin. So if any of you want to be fa­mous sci­en­tists, you are go­ing to have to be will­ing to make a few sac­ri­fices.
Girl, rais­ing hand: Um.
Pro­fes­sor: Oh, is it too late?

De An­za Com­mu­ni­ty Col­lege
Cu­per­ti­no, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: shy­in­vis­i­ble­girl loves physics