Archive for the ‘Virginity’ Category

I Remember the First Time I Felt the Sting for Forceable Intercourse and the Warmth Of Dirt…

Tour guide: The vestal virgins would be raped and buried alive if they were no longer virgins. If they let the fire go out, they would just be buried alive.
Tourist: I dunno if that’s any better.
Little old Japanese woman: Hey, at least the first way you get some thrills.

Colosseum
Rome
Italy

I’m Hoping the Baby Will Bring Us Closer Together

Girl: Finally! I’m no longer a virgin anymore! And I did it with someone I love. I dunno if he loves me though.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/09/09/dont-worry-he-appreciated-it-too/

Overheard by: Ian

By Something That Doesn’t Have “Hitachi” Written on the Side

Chick: There comes an age when just kissing won’t do it anymore. I’m 22 and I want to be fucked!

Augusta Street
São Paulo
Brazil

Overheard by: Laughing passerby

Not All of Them Involve Blood When Lost, Though

Tourist #1: No, there is more than one kind of virginity.
Tourist #2: What?
Tourist #1: You know, like anal-ginity, Argentina-ginity, Ameri-ginity. All kinds of ‘-ginities.‘
Tourist #2: Wow, that’s sick, man.

Buenos Aires
Argentina

And I Felt Really Bad When the Shoe and I Ran Off to Cancun Without Her

Guy: Didn’t you have a friend who lost her virginity to her shoe?
Green haired girl: Yeah. She fell on her foot and ruptured it or something. Like riding a horse.
Pink haired girl: What the fuck?
Guy: Told you!
Green haired girl: I felt bad when she told us because I was the only one busting up laughing.

California

Yeah, We Read the Admissions Brochure

College guy from dorm room window to tour group: If your daughters are virgins they won’t be for long!

Miami University
Oxford, Ohio

Overheard by: sarah

The Two Guys Loved It, Though

Sorority girl to another: That has to be the worst way to lose your virginity.

Murray State University
Kentucky

Ah Well, You Can Always Become President.

Professor: Isaac Newton, on his deathbed, was proud to announce that he was a virgin. So if any of you want to be famous scientists, you are going to have to be willing to make a few sacrifices.
Girl, raising hand: Um.
Professor: Oh, is it too late?

De Anza Community College
Cupertino, California

Overheard by: shyinvisiblegirl loves physics