Boi lesbian talking to shorter boi lesbian: Those motherfuckers are sweet as shit. Those bitches make me sick.
Tacoma, Washington
Overheard by: Maybe she likes them to be mean?
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Girl walking with two guys: I’m going to teabag you! …I’m so glad I know what that means now!
WSU
Pullman, Washington
Overheard by: Rachel
Wouldn’t Going Potty First Be Most Important?
Mother in bathroom stall to small child: We can go soon, but first mommy has to go potty, then put her pants back on. Put her pants back on… That’s the most important thing.
Puyallup, Washington
Overheard by: in the next stall…
It’s Like a Message from God
Daughter: You sure are being stupid today.
Mom: Duh, I have bird poo in my hair.
Seattle, Washington
Judge the Germans.
Mother: Where’s Germany?
Daughter: There. (points it out on map)
Mother: That’s not Germany! That’s Germany! (points to Africa)
Daughter: What? Mom, that’s Africa. (points to Germany again) This is Germany. And this is Europe…
Mom: Oh.
Daughter: Holy shit, mom.
Mom: Don’t judge me!
Renton, Washington
When Did You Start Making Popcorn?
Girl, after looking at friend’s credit card: Wait, I always thought Orville* was your fake name.
Friend: Oh, honey, I have plenty of fake names, but ‘Orville’ is real. My family calls me J.R., though, because I’m the junior.
Girl: Oh! So Orville is your dad’s nickname, too? That’s weird!
Starbucks
Seattle, Washington
If One More Person Asks Me That Today…
Tween: Should I get Fanta or cock?
Perth, Washington
Overheard by: shocked older sister.
…Dad?
Loud 20-something girl on cell: What do you mean you made out with my uncle?!
Spokane, Washington
Did I Not Put My Tit in Your Coffee This Very Morning?
Older man: Let’s go to that bikini coffee shop!
Younger woman: What? What?
Older man: It’s a coffee shop where women with self esteem issues wear bikinis and serve… coffee. What’s not to get?
Younger woman: Fuck you.
Seattle, Washington
A Nun Wouldn’t Marry Some Prick, Honey
Little girl, pointing to picture of Jesus on card: Who’s that?
Babysitter: Well, that’s Jesus.
Little girl: Oh… He looks like a nice guy.
Bellevue, Washington
