Professor, about megafauna: I would love to have a giant beaver.
GWU Archaeology lecture
Washington, DC
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Or Who You Are, Really
Student librarian on cell: Hey…who is this? Bill from architecture? Well, yeah, I remember writing my name on your arm, but I like don’t remember why.
Music Library, Catholic University
Washington, DC
Overheard by: So much for quiet in the library…
You Said That about My Leg, and It’s Still Broken
Dude #1: I have a really bad headache.
Dude #2: You know what cures that? Sodomy!
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/i‑think-ill-suffer-migrane-thanks.html
And I Stopped Listening to Myself Years Ago
Student: Professor, can you repeat that question?
Professor: I can’t remember! I just make this shit up.
American University
Washington, DC
Also Known As a White Sale
Guy #1: ‘Drinking the Kool-Aid’ is such a misused phrase. It’s even become corporate speak. Don’t people realize that it’s a reference to the death of a thousand people?
Guy #2: Yeah, next thing you know they’ll be saying, ‘We’re going to offer a Holocaust of savings.’
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/too-soon.html
Or Anthrax
Mom: No! Don’t walk on that! (kid continues to walk on grass) I hope you step in dog shit.
Capitol Hill
Washington, DC
Overheard by: christa
…And He Let Me Touch His Mallard?
Girl: Hey, what about that time we went duck hunting naked and…
Random passerby: That sounds like fun!
Georgetown
Washington, DC
Translation: I’m Still a Little Stoned
Girl, frantically looking through fridge: Shit, I’m gonna be late for work… What the hell? Why is your rice in my freezer?
Boyfriend: Because then it will be happy and prosperous.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Nic
What Trendy Nightclubs Are Like, in Bizarro World
Crazy blonde lady on park bench: Because they’re all about gluttony. Plus, it’s harder for them to get in if you’re thin, because they’re usually fat, you know? (two heavy ladies next to her nod)
Judiciary Square
Washington, DC
I Love This Game!
Chick: Guess who’s a lesbian couple again instead of creepy incest twins!
Washington Monument
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Ladle
