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Eliot Spitzer’s next big tar­get

Thugette: Yo, I think Di­et Coke got some nico­tine in it, ’cause I can’t stop drink­ing it!
Thug: Yeah, for re­al. They still must be puttin’ some coke in that jank.
Passer­by: It’s called caf­feine.

9th & M Streets
Wash­ing­ton, DC

Over­heard by: Eri­ka

I Sure Hope So!

Loud man in fa­tigues: Wow! Y’all look like Char­lie’s An­gels. I did­n’t re­al­ize how beau­ti­ful you are.
Girl #1: Oh, thanks.
Loud man in fa­tigues: Wow! You have beau­ti­ful feet! Can I suck a toe-jam?
Girl #1: Um­mm, no, thank you.
Girl #2, whis­per­ing: What’s a toe-jam? Is it some­thing re­al­ly gross and in­ap­pro­pri­ate?

Wash­ing­ton, DC

It’s a Twofer!

Child run­ning up es­ca­la­tor: I’m win­ning again!
Mom, huff­ing and puff­ing on oth­er es­ca­la­tor: Yeah, well, I’m hav­ing a stroke, so…

Cleve­land Park Metro sta­tion
Wash­ing­ton, DC