Acting professor: We just tweaked a few things to make it Christmassy and kidnapped Santa.
Point Park University
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: ZB
Archive for the ‘Weirdness’ Category
I Don’t Want To Know What the “Bread” Was
Girl on cell: His thing…it was like a big lamb sandwich!
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/07/we-call-it-beastilicious.html
Overheard by: aaron
I’d Still Take It Down If Either Of You Ever Wants a Job
Girl #1 on Facebook: And then I gave my mom a lap dance.
Girl #2, looking at pictures: It looks like she was enjoying it.
UMass
Dartmouth, Massachusetts
“Who Can Shower Less?” Is a Dangerous Game
Girl #1: Awww… I knew I smelled you!
Girl #2: (laughs hysterically)
Bennington College
Bennington, Vermont
In Completely Unrelated News, Would You Like Some Homemade Cookies?
Guy passing pet store: I need a Labrador. Let’s get one.
Girlfriend: What did you do with your old one?
Guy: I don’t think you want to know.
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: XPIOTOS
When All Along I Was Thor, God Of Thunder!
Professor: And you thought I was some geeky wanker, going on about agriculture!
Eastern Michigan University
Now I Go to the Nursing Home and Do That to Grandma
Mom passing rows of whole fish: When I was a little girl, I used to poke their raw eyeballs with my finger!
Little boy: Wow!
Pike Market
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: wow indeed
You Know… Down There
Anthropology professor teaching Sex and Gender: I’m afraid I’ll have to leave class early today…I have to go to the hospital, I have a doctor’s appointment…for something…at a certain time…
Western Washington University
Bellingham, Washington
Stick Something Weird in Your Penis, Then
20-something girl: If I had a penis I wouldn’t know what to do with it. Awkward.
20-something guy: If I had a vagina I’d stick all kinds of weird stuff in it all the time!
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: akvinsc
Given My Raspy Voice
Blonde: I like berries. Kate, you should be a berry.
Kate: That can be arranged.
California
