Girl: Stop poking my love handles!
St. Joseph High School
Michigan
Archive for the ‘Weirdness’ Category
Why eBay Exists.
Man shopping with wife: Well, I recognize that someday I just won't need all my body parts.
Target Store
Augusta, Maine
The Next Stupid State Referendum
Loudspeaker in airport: Please don't leave your belongings unattended.
Crazy lady, to no one: Did they just say homosexuality isn't allowed in the airport?
Airport
Oakland, California
Overheard by: Kristina
The Miracle Of the Loaves and the Bitches
Volleyball player, preaching to teammates like a church minister: And she said she haaaaad no hoes… So I gaaaaave her… Some of mine.
Volleyball Tournament
Texas
Overheard by: LuLu
Let This Be a Lesson to You: Don't Do Lesson Plans High
Professor: I didn't have a picture of a termite so I just put a dragon.
Jacksonville, Florida
My First Lesbian Experience: An Essay.
Girl: She showed me, like, everything, and stuff like that.
Dagenham
England
Overheard by: Anthony Mercer
Well, I Guess It Depends What He'd Eaten That Day
Female diner #1: I mean, he was awesome. He had a lifeguard body. If he shit, I would eat it.
Female diner #2: (pushes food away)
O'Callaghan's
Chicago, Illinois
Mom Put the “C” in “ROTC”
Geek #1: So, was your mom a very loose woman when she was in college?
Geek #2: Well, not really, but back when she was in the military, she was.
Morgantown, West Virginia
Overheard by: Mint
What'd You Think Was in a McFlurry?
Woman #1: You're going to suck meat through a straw?
Woman #2: Yeah!
Culver City, California
Overheard by: LaLa Land
Paul Bunyan Fantasies Run Wild in the Gay Community
Effeminate tourist guy on cell: So yeah, it was rigidly pressed in the watershed…
Cottage Street
Bar Harbor, Maine