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He Asked Me on a Date!

Guy: I de­cid­ed I would do a lit­tle so­cial ex­per­i­ment. So I went to the gas sta­tion and bought a choco­late muf­fin and sat down out­side the door. Then this guy passed me, so I shoved the muf­fin in my mouth and start­ed singing “What if God Was One of Us,” with lit­tle pieces of the muf­fin falling out of my mouth. It was great.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/299433048/call-it-a-social-experiment-if-that-makes-you-feel-better.html

Over­heard by: julie

But She Did­n’t Use Their Blood As Paint This Time!

Sober girl: Look, all I’m say­ing is, I would­n’t fuck­ing mess with her. She’s clin­i­cal­ly in­sane.
Drunk girl: But you know, I think she’s re­al­ly smart. There are those peo­ple, you know, that are so smart they’re like ac­tu­al­ly crazy… Re­al men­tal, and we just think they’re weird, but they’re not! They have like, an IQ of 200!
Sober girl: You do re­al­ize that she drew pic­tures of her friends de­cap­i­tat­ed, right?

Welling­ton
New Zealand

Over­heard by: Were they talk­ing about the same per­son?

The Lassie “E! True Hol­ly­wood Sto­ry” Was Too Con­tro­ver­sial for TV

40-some­thing suit: You know how some­times you can love a dog so much it’s, like, il­le­gal?
40-some­thing woman: (looks at him blankly)
40-some­thing suit: You know? So that it’s, like, il­le­gal?
40-some­thing woman, look­ing straight ahead: Umm, let’s look at Hal­loween can­dy.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/438564745/calling-peta.html

Over­heard by: I love my dog, but not that much