Guy to another: Dude, just study your nuts off and you’ll be fine.
Binghamton University
New York
Archive for the ‘Weirdness’ Category
This Isn’t How “20 Questions” Is Played, Amber.
Girl #1, in stall: Have you ever had sex?
Girl #2: No.
Girl #1: Oh. Does your classroom smell?
Delaware County Community College
Pennsylvania
I Have Someone Else Do It, But I Guide Their Hand
Muslim girl: I’m really emo, but you couldn’t tell from looking at me.
Other girl: Really?
Muslim girl: Yeah, but I don’t cut myself. Well, technically. It depends what you mean by cutting yourself.
University of Toronto
Toronto
Canadia
We’re Storing It Next to Jean-Luc Cousteau’s Cheese Wheel
PA: Paging arriving passenger Juan Sanchez from Mexico City. Please return to gate B4 to retrieve your piñata.
Airport
Charlotte, North Carolina
Just Lucky, I Guess
Girl: She has vagina legs.
Guy friend: How does she have vagina legs?
Texas Christian University
Fort Worth, Texas
Your Editors Gave Up on Lost During Season One
60-something guy, earnestly, to table full of seemingly level-headed adults: They’re going to turn the moon into a weapon, the most powerful weapon ever…
Restaurant
Reno, Nevada
Overheard by: mini-me
Some Meteorologists Get Too Into Their Work
Meathead professor: And they climaxed in August, in all their climactic glory!
Chicago, Illinois
Mrs. Potato-Head Faces a Unique Set of Problems
Girl, getting wash and cut: Then I was walking around for a few months without an elbow.
Stylist: Wow!
Girl: So finally in July they put my elbow back in.
Stylist: Well, that’s good.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: porkchop on a stick
Like Cats
Student on bike to another: The problem with string theory nowadays is that everyone just wants to get into it.
Cambridge
England
Overheard by: Anti-Math
She’s Very Victor/Victoria
Friend #1: Now all we need is a transvestite cop.
Friend #2: Don’t worry, we have Katie!
Los Angeles, California
