Random board gamer: Settlers of Catan was created in the bowels of hell to make otherwise intelligent people say: “I have wood for sheep.”
Epoch Coffee
Austin, Texas
Archive for the ‘Weirdness’ Category
Meet the “Bad Companions” Your Mother Warned You About
Barefoot girl in red dress: Oh my god, what are we doing?!
Girl with partially shaved head and blue sweater: We’re… (dodges car) We’re running into traffic.
Melbourne
Australia
Thanks So Much, You Obese Cocksucker! Love Ya!
Teenage girl to friend: You’re pretty fucked up too. (pause) No, I mean in a positive way!
Melbourne
Australia
Or Tigger or Eeyore
Lecturer: No, seriously! I promise I won’t talk about poo next week!
Perth
Australia
Overheard by: ellie.
Loved the Dirges.
Guy in leather to another: I remember when I was a slave…
Dore Alley
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Out taking photos
Why Pepper Spray Exists.
Man to bundled up girl who sat down ten minutes before: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You’re a lady? I mean, when you sat down, I totally thought you were a man. I can see you’re a lady now, but I could’ve sworn…
Girl: Uhmmm… Yeah, thanks.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/417247758/i‑can-see-how-a-scarf-would-confuse-you.html
Overheard by: Ian
And Be Sure to Return Your Seat Backs to the Awkward Position
Stewardess: Wave hi to my ex-husband and his new wife as they pass by.
Southwest Airlines Flight
Houston to New Orleans
Overheard by: Passenger A 44
And Since Your Sister Got Crushed by That House, You’re All I’ve Got!
Drunk guy outside window: I didn’t storm the beaches of Normandy so you could fly around on pieces of wood!
Montague Street
Glasgow
Scotland
Overheard by: sarah (trying to sleep here!)
You Didn’t Include the Instructions
Left on voice mail: I wanted to talk to you about these cupcakes. They are making me a little nervous. Call me.
Clearwater, Florida
Overheard by: friend of the cupcake king
Instant Coffee: Explained
Philosophy teacher: So, I’ve created a robot that knows how to go into my office and make me a coffee. But what if something goes wrong? What if the coffee’s in a different place, or there’s no milk? What if there’s bees in the sugar?
Perth
Australia
