Girl on cell: Wait… Wait! You’re telling me she’s not a zombie? You mean she’s actually dead?
Emory College
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Zack
Archive for the ‘Weirdness’ Category
And Just a Heads Up That Your Grades Will All Suck
Professor: We are going to talk about tea rooms. Which involve no tea. Unless by “tea,” you mean “cock.”
Columbus,Ohio
Overheard by: Em
If I Get Good Grades This Semester?
Asian girl: Can I have two penises?
Market Street
San Francisco, California
All Of Hef’s Kids Have Asked This at Least Once
Little boy: Mommy, can we go back to the giant trampoline where you said you saw sexy daddy?
Sedona, Arizona
Overheard by: J
At The Same Time?
Tween to friends: Imagine if Hitler gave everybody hugs!
Baltimore, MD
…Well Did You Turn Left at the Naked Chinese Guy?
Woman on phone: Okay, so go past the monkey and we’ll be right here!
Harrison, Michigan
If She Needs to Have That Many Of Them, Maybe She Shouldn’t Stop?
Sorority girl: Well, she should stop having abortions then!
University of Michigan
It’s in the Microwave
20-something chick on mobile: How many times do I have to tell you? There is no cocaine in my fridge!
University
Queensland
Australia
Overheard by: how many times
The Passengers Could Have Used a Bit More Oxygen
Suit on cell: I just landed in Maine. I mean San Diego. What am I thinking?
Airport
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: weary traveler
The Two Main Options for Young Ladies Nowadays
Guy (watching NuvaRing commercial): I don’t know, I would think that taking one little pill every day would be less of a big deal than becoming…a cyborg.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
