Girl: I’m not sure if I can be bothered dying.
London
England
Archive for the ‘Weirdness’ Category
As I Learned at the Birth-a-Bear Workshop
Boy to friend: I’m totally capable of giving birth to a live teddy bear.
High School
Clarksville, Maryland
Michigan Girls Make a Bid for the Title
Girl #1 in bathroom stall: My poop looks awesome! It has things in it! Come, look!
Girl #2 (waiting outside stall): No.
Girl #1: Come on!
Girl #2: No.
Girl #1: Please?
Girl #2: No! I never will.
Girl #1: I just won’t flush it and then you’ll have to look.
Girl #2: You better flush that shit!
Grand Rapids, Michigan
Paul Bunyan Fantasies Run Wild in the Gay Community
Effeminate tourist guy on cell: So yeah, it was rigidly pressed in the watershed…
Cottage Street
Bar Harbor, Maine
I’m Working My Way Up to Toads Racing Camels Around Post Offices
Girl standing at the bar: I train armadillos to race horses around banks.
Killarney’s
Hamilton, New Jersey
Overheard by: I wish I had heard the beginning of that conversation…
Nine Months Later, I Had You.
Student: So then I turned round and there was a snake in my bacon!
Birchwood Community High School
Warrington
England
Jamie Lee Curtis Can Be Cruel
Guy to friend: And then she said, “I am not even half the man she used to be.”
Oxford
England
Overheard by: Well, she WAS born in Germany
The Real Story Behind “The Rachel”
Party guy: Hey, you cut your hair.
Party girl: I had to.
Party guy: Why?
Party girl: Well, you threw up on it!
Party guy: Who cares if I threw up on it?
Party girl: I do!
Party guy: Oh. (walks off)
Austin, Texas
I Couldn’t Help It– I Kept Shining a Strobe Light on Him.
College girl to three friends, completely serious: Yeah, I guess his penis had epilepsy or something.
College Dining Hall
Pennsylvania
Now Kindly Fasten Your Seat Belts in Case the Doors Fly Off
Stewardess: Sorry for the delay, ladies and gentlemen. The first two planes we tried didn’t work, so this is the third one and we made it here okay…so, so far, so good!
Airport Runway
Cabo San Lucas
Mexico
