Archive for the ‘Weirdness’ Category

Al­most As If Drink­ing Af­fect­ed My Judg­ment in Some Way

Guy #1: I once tried to hit on a chick while I was drunk and throw­ing up, but now that’s just a fun sto­ry I tell and no­body lost their re­spect for me.
Guy #2: Ex­cept for the girl you were hit­ting on.
Guy #1: Well, I don’t know. Her nick­name was “dick­tooth.”

Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Claire

…So Now Joe and I Are Dat­ing.

Nine-year-old: Lo­gan al­most got a girl­friend!
Six-year-old: Re­al­ly?
Nine-year-old: Yep. Re­mem­ber Court­ney?
Six-year-old: With the glass­es?
Nine-year-old: Yeah. He asked her out on the bus, but she said no. Af­ter that, Joe was like, “I want a girl­friend,” and I was like, “yeah, I know. Me, too, bud­dy. Me, too.”

Swim­ming Pool
Louisiana

We Had No Idea What They Were, Ei­ther.

Short girl: So, what do you do with the pen cap con­doms?
Much taller girl: Okay, you take them…and you throw them out.
Short girl: You don’t like…reuse them or some­thing?
Much taller girl, smil­ing: Do you reuse nor­mal con­doms?
(short girl laughs)
Much taller girl, se­ri­ous­ly: Don’t just wash those and reuse them.

On­te­o­ra HS
Boiceville, New York

Over­heard by: Toast­ed