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I Don’t Know– Are You Think­ing Of Ask­ing Me to Prom?

Sane-look­ing girl: Okay, so let’s say that your boyfriend died a while back, right? Then he comes back as a zom­bie, like a re­al walk­ing corpse. But he does­n’t want to eat your brains or any­thing, he just wants to grad­u­ate high school and be your boyfriend again so he can go to prom with you. So, do you take him back?
Boy: Um… Has this ac­tu­al­ly hap­pened to you?

High School Cafe­te­ria
West Vir­ginia

What Hap­pened to the Oth­er.… Ac­tu­al­ly, I Don’t Wan­na Know

New home­own­er: Did you ever find out what was caus­ing that smell?
Work­er: Yep.
New home­own­er: What was it?
Work­er: I’m not gonna tell ya.
New home­own­er: Come on, what was it?
Work­er, with a se­ri­ous face and tone: You’ve got about four and a half to five opos­sums un­der­neath your house.

Hunt­ing­ton, West Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: Jess