Guy: Death is a lot like life.
Girl: So I’ve heard.
Beloit, Wisconsin
Overheard by: I heard that too
Archive for the ‘Wisconsin’ Category
Take That IPad!
Teen girl #1, looking at bookmarks: Oh – I would totally read if I had a cool bookmark!
Teen girl #2: Oh, me too, for sure!
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
I’ll Miss Foaming at the Mouth, Though
Teen girl: Well, I had to stop eating soap, but I’m sure I’ll be fine anyways!
Madison, Wisconsin
…Trust Me
Student: The trophoblast looks like a teething ring!
Sex ed teacher: Yes. It looks like a teething ring, but it’s not.
UW Rock County
Janesville, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Akuaku
Under the Flexible Standards of Wisconsin Law
Mom to barking, howling little boy: Stop that! Remember, you’re a person!
Eau Claire, Wisconsin
Overheard by: the girl with the hat
And His Cousins’ Friend’s Stomach Exploded from Pop Rocks
High school freshman: I once knew a guy who knew a guy who was a cyclops!
Kenosha, Wisconsin
And Then We’ll Hold This Nice Man Up.
Father with two small sons dressed in Halloween costumes, walking into liquor store: Okay, guys, now pick out the kind of whiskey you want and go put it up on the counter.
Oshkosh, Wisconsin
.…If There Any Left
College kid: Excuse me, what is the difference between these potato pancakes and a potato latka?
Grocery stocker: Um, I don’t know what a latka is, so I couldn’t tell you.
College kid: A Jewish potato pancake.
Grocery stocker: Well, those potato pancakes are German.
College kid: I wonder if a German Jew would eat them.
Sendik’s Grocery Store
Grafton, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Arthur
Who We Are As Kids Is Who We Are in Life
Friend #1: Do you remember when we were little and I used to show the neighbor’s boys my boobs so they’d give me candy? Bet you’re glad I stopped doing that!
Friend #2: What are you talking about? The only thing that’s changed is your form of payment! You just finished telling everyone not two minutes ago how last week you won $200 on amateur’s night when you went to the strip club with the guys!
Eau Claire, Wisconsin
Your Editors Are Standing by
Literature professor: You know, eventually we’re going to have to talk about the clitoris.
(class stares at him in silence) Maybe not today, but one of these days. I’m just saying.
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Overheard by: trying not to laugh
