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Any Ques­tions?

Pro­fes­sor: All the cra­zies kept mov­ing from the East Coast to the west un­til they hit Cal­i­for­nia. Some moved back to Ok­la­homa, but the rest of us just hope there’s an earth­quake and Cal­i­for­nia floats off in­to the Mediter­ranean to be­come a home­land for Pales­tini­ans.

Car­roll Col­lege
Wauke­sha, Wis­con­sin

Over­heard by: Abbey

The R&B Hit That’s Sweep­ing Wis­con­sin

Man in crowd of bar pa­trons leav­ing af­ter last call, singing: It’s ti-ime for the piz­za store, it’s ti-ime for the piz­za store… I don’t even care where we go, I just got to get some cheese on my dick. I’m just gonna stick it in. I’m se­ri­ous, let’s go, get that in an oven and roast it. Let’s get it in an oven… and roast it like a cher­ry toma­to.

Madi­son, Wis­con­sin

We Can Bond by Watch­ing the Footage To­geth­er Lat­er

Mom: A 21-year-old girl from Oshkosh died to­day, but they aren’t say­ing how.
Col­lege daugh­ter: A house blew up this morn­ing… Well, a mo­bile home, ac­tu­al­ly.
Mom: And it killed that 21-year-old girl?!
Col­lege daugh­ter: Well, no. They’re un­re­lat­ed. Ac­tu­al­ly, I’m just try­ing to up­stage you… But a house re­al­ly did blow up.

Ap­ple­ton, Wis­con­sin