Archive for the ‘Women’ Category

We Should Sched­ule a Stroll Around the Grounds

Very el­e­gant­ly dressed man: I’m try­ing to re­mem­ber if I’ve ever mowed a lawn… No, I don’t think I have.
Very el­e­gant­ly dressed woman: Hang on, do we even have a lawn?
Very el­e­gant­ly dressed man: Of course we do.
Very el­e­gant­ly dressed woman: Oh, I re­mem­ber now. We have a lot of lawn.

Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Mag­gieB

In the Mean­time, Would You Like to Take My Card?

Wild­ly beard­ed hobo rid­ing rusty bi­cy­cle and wear­ing on­ly one shoe and para­chute pants: Why, hel­lo miss. Would you be in­ter­est­ed in en­ter­ing in­to a mu­tu­al­ly ben­e­fi­cial body mas­sage arrange­ment?
Sur­prised, red­head­ed woman: Uh­h­h­hh, not to­day, thank you.
Hobo: I’ll try back lat­er.

Queen West
Toron­to
Cana­dia