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The Lassie “E! True Hol­ly­wood Sto­ry” Was Too Con­tro­ver­sial for TV

40-some­thing suit: You know how some­times you can love a dog so much it’s, like, il­le­gal?
40-some­thing woman: (looks at him blankly)
40-some­thing suit: You know? So that it’s, like, il­le­gal?
40-some­thing woman, look­ing straight ahead: Umm, let’s look at Hal­loween can­dy.

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Over­heard by: I love my dog, but not that much

Fowl Be­hav­ior?

Woman: So, I want a small frozen turkey.
Meat guy: Okay, just right over here.
Woman: Ewww… What’s wrong with this one?
Meat guy: Sor­ry?
Woman: Well, is some­thing miss­ing?
Meat guy: Um… No.
Woman: Well, what is this “grain fed” busi­ness??
Meat guy: Oh, that means it’s fed with grains.
Woman: Oh! (picks up turkey and leaves)

Gro­cery Store
On­tario
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Matt C