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No! Haven’t You Been Lis­ten­ing?

La­dy 1: So they’re get­ting mar­ried now.
La­dy 2: But I thought she had a ba­by.
La­dy 1: Yes, but it’s his broth­er’s. See, her sis­ter want­ed to be with him so she told him her sis­ter could­n’t have nor­mal chil­dren. It turns out she’s the one who can’t have chil­dren.
La­dy 2: Oh… so they’re get­ting mar­ried?

Salt Lake City, Utah

Over­heard by: Con­fused lis­ten­er

…Grand­ma.

Ghet­to la­dy on cell: Where you at? (pause) Yeah, you bet­ter be at work and not out fuck­ing around on me. (pause) You know damn well what the fuck I am talk­ing about, moth­er­fuck­er! (pause) Bitch, I am mak­ing tacos so I got­ta get some fuck­ing sour cream. (pause) I said I am mak­ing fuck­ing tacos. (pause) Al­right, I love you too.

Sun Fresh
Kansas City, Mis­souri

Over­heard by: We­sAli

And This.…Surprises You?

Woman wait­ing for cof­fee: You know my sis­ter is a Play­boy mod­el?
Friend: (blank stare)
Woman wait­ing for cof­fee: Yeah! She sends me the pic­tures. I mean, she’s beau­ti­ful, but I don’t wan­na see that. And my broth­er, he looks at those!
Friend: (blank stare)

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Over­heard by: next in line.