50-something man to 50-something woman: You are not homeless. Homeless people don’t own dinnerware!
BART Train
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Morpheus
Archive for the ‘Words’ Category
Poor Etiolated Biped That I Am
Trendy girl: I can barely find the energy to ambulate!
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/07/someones-sat-classes-didnt-pay-off.html
Overheard by: try walking
Try Not to Taste or Touch Them, Okay?
Automated train station announcement: Castro street station.
Excited little girl: Yay! Castro!
Bystander: The dictator or the district?
Excited little girl thinks for a second: The rainbows!
Castro Street Station
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Dawn
NewsFlash: Gender Confusion More of an Issue in Kansas Than Poor Grammar
Little girl, about sleeping baby sister: Him is sleeping? Him is sleeping?!
Mom, exasperated: No! Her is sleeping!
Kansas
Takes a Man Years to Forgive Himself for Saying Such Things
Too hip 20-something: But you have to also create an environment where epic things can transpire…
Walzwerk Restaurant
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: glamour-geek
I Can’t Understand Why It’s Illegal!
Big dude on phone: Yeah, I am feeling better… I woke up at four a.m. this morning, but it’s okay — I’m taking that euthanasia stuff and it seems to be helping.
Tram, Victoria Street
Melbourne, Victoria
Australia
Overheard by: Louise
Who Knew a Menorah Could Even Be Used That Way?
Casual guy: It’s amazing how chummy they are now.
Guy in suit: Chummy? They’re like having weird gay-slash-Jewish sex.
Thornton School of Music, USC
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Yapplebee
That Might Not Make Sense, But Just Beer with Me…
Spanish teacher: “Corona” means “crown,” but mainly it means “Corona.”
High School
Calgary
Canadia
Squidward Moved to Utah for Religious Reasons
Girl to guy wearing alien-hand gloves: What the hell are those?
Guy: They’re my testicles… No! My… My… Test–test… The things that octopuses have!
Girl: Tentacles?
Guy: Yes! Tentacles…
High School
Utah
Overheard by: Weskimo
Sorry, I Temporarily Lost Consciousness When You Said “Tasty Man Snack”
Goth girl getting stitches: When I want a tasty man snack, I have me a PB&J!
Skyridge Hospital ER
Denver, Colorado
