Archive for the ‘Words’ Category

Fowl Be­hav­ior?

Woman: So, I want a small frozen turkey.
Meat guy: Okay, just right over here.
Woman: Ewww… What’s wrong with this one?
Meat guy: Sor­ry?
Woman: Well, is some­thing miss­ing?
Meat guy: Um… No.
Woman: Well, what is this “grain fed” busi­ness??
Meat guy: Oh, that means it’s fed with grains.
Woman: Oh! (picks up turkey and leaves)

Gro­cery Store
On­tario
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Matt C

If You Re­quire Fur­ther Ex­pla­na­tion, You Def­i­nite­ly Need to At­tend.

Hot chick: I’m hav­ing a fan­ta­sia par­ty; I made it a face­book event: Are you go­ing to come?
Clue­less girl: Whats a fan­ta­sia par­ty?
Hot chick: Its for like chicks on­ly, you hang out, drink and buy naughty stuff.
Clue­less girl: I don’t get it?
Hot chick: What’s there to get? You come to my place, get drunk and buy sexy, naughty things?
Clue­less girl: I still don’t get it.
Hot chick: Holy fuck! Its like a Tup­per­ware par­ty ‑on­ly with dil­dos!

Ot­tawa
On­tario
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Make Mine 9 Inch­es!

And Should I Be Buy­ing One Im­me­di­ate­ly?

Yale po­lo play­er #1: What are all those peo­ple do­ing on old cam­pus?
Yale po­lo play­er #2: Prob­a­bly “Soc­cer for Dar­fur” or some­thing. I hate fake ac­tivism like that.
Yale po­lo play­er #3: You mean “S’­mores for Dar­fur,” right?
Yale po­lo play­er #1: I keep hear­ing that word, “Dar­fur.” What does it even mean?

overheardatyale.com

Over­heard by: Over­heard at Yale