Loud girl, as rest of the yoga class goes quiet after teacher rings bell: He was so fat I couldn’t find his wiener!
Wyoming
Loud girl, as rest of the yoga class goes quiet after teacher rings bell: He was so fat I couldn’t find his wiener!
Wyoming
Girl to boyfriend (referring to Old Faithful): Do they turn it off at night?
Yellowstone National Park
Old lady to son: People are like teabags. You know?
Wyoming
Teenage girl to friend: I wish I lived back when there were unicorns!
Wyoming
Little girl in next stall: But what if Old Faithful starts going while we’re not out there?
Girl’s mother: Well, you’ll have to pee really quickly so mommy can pee and then we can go.
Little girl: But you take a long time to pee.
Mother: Yes, I know.
(pause)
Little girl: You take a long time to pee.
Mother: Well, thank you for announcing that to the entire bathroom.
Restroom, Old Faithful Inn
Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming
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