Archive for July, 2007

Not Re­al­ly — Your Hair Looks Like Shit

Fash­ion­ista: Why are you so late?
Queer in hat: I ran out of mon­ey and had to give the cab­bie a blowjob to pay the fare.
Fash­ion­ista: Oh my god! Re­al­ly?!
Queer in hat: No. I had a hair emer­gency… But was­n’t that a much bet­ter an­swer?

El­lus fash­ion show line
São Paulo

Yeah — Ti­tles Are Hard

20-ish girl: So, I was think­ing of ‘Lib­er­ty and Jus­tice for Balls.‘
20-ish guy: Lib­er­ty and jus­tice for balls?
20-ish girl: Yeah, I was try­ing to think of a pa­per ti­tle.

Over­heard by: um, what?

Who Among Us Has­n’t Con­sid­ered It?

Girl, about sis­ter’s boyfriends: That was Bob* — he want­ed to mar­ry her.
Guy: Bob was kin­da creepy.
Girl: Bob was not creepy! He had a job.
Guy: If that’s your on­ly qual­i­fi­ca­tion for ‘not creepy’–
Girl: –He just faked his own death. But he got it out of his sys­tem — he won’t do it again.


Over­heard by: much less bored now