Archive for July, 2007

I’m Go­ing to Have to Re­grade Your Test

Stu­dent: Man! Ques­tion num­ber four on that ex­am? The one about chick­ens was so hard… It took me for­ev­er.
Teacher: Well, it seemed tricky, but the prob­lem was re­al­ly pret­ty straight­for­ward. It just in­volved birds in­stead of mam­mals.
Stu­dent: … Chick­ens are birds?

Bloom­ing­ton, In­di­ana

You’re Not Still Preg­nant?

En­thu­si­as­tic la­dy: Oh, you must be hav­ing a boy!
Very preg­gers: Uh, no… It’s ac­tu­al­ly a girl.
En­thu­si­as­tic la­dy: Re­al­ly? Be­cause your face has changed!
Very preg­gers: What do you mean?
En­thu­si­as­tic la­dy: Oh, you know, it just looks bad. I was ug­ly, too, when I was preg­nant with my son.

Clin­ic wait­ing room
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

As Flash­backs Go, Any­way

White dread­locked hip­pie: … And I was to­tal­ly like, [punch­es fist in­to air] ‘Thank you, Grand­fa­ther Salmon! That was awe­some!’

St. Lawrence Mar­ket
Toron­to, On­tario