Archive for August, 2007

Like When Dad­dy Wears Your Clothes?

Mom read­ing book: This says ‘odd.’ Do you know what ‘odd’ means? It means some­thing is fun­ny or weird. Like when you said you want­ed to eat a rock — that was odd.

Red Line train
Wash­ing­ton, DC

Over­heard by: Sit­ting be­hind them try­ing not to laugh

I Guess I Could Do­nate the One from My Pri­vate Col­lec­tion

Girl #1: Oh, man, I still have to con­tribute mon­ey for the grad gift.
Girl #2: Yeah, I had to do that yes­ter­day.
Girl #1: What sucks is that you have no say as to how the gift is used. I mean, a por­trait of Pro­fes­sor Er­ick­son* is nice, but a stat­ue of Pro­fes­sor Er­ick­son fight­ing a bear… Now that would be amaz­ing!

My What Now?

Bim­bette #1: Let me turn on the flash — it’s dark in here.
Bim­bette #2, af­ter pic­ture: Oh my god, that was so bright! That was like when the cop shined the flash­light in my eyes at my DUI.
Bim­bette #3: Could he see your brain?

Movie the­ater
Ridge­field Park, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Big J

De­cem­ber Was Can­celled af­ter San­ta Died

Teen: So, there is this shirt that says ‘Flori­da: Where Amer­i­ca goes to die.‘
Friend: I would­n’t want to move to Flori­da when I get old — it’s too hot. Es­pe­cial­ly in Au­gust.
Teen: But that’s on­ly one month out of 11.

New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Miss Fab­u­lous

And Then Kill Them All, Ex­e­cu­tion Style!

Girl: I love this new tooth­paste I got. It has green tea in it and tastes ab­solute­ly fan­tas­tic. It feels like there’s a tea par­ty go­ing on in my mouth, and I just want to in­vite my ted­dy bears or some­thing!

Mel­bourne, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Ali and Livi