Archive for September, 2007

And the Cat Keeps Eat­ing It

Cus­tomer: I want to re­turn this mouse.
CSR: Okay. May I ask why?
Cus­tomer: No, you’ll laugh at me.
CSR: I promise I won’t.
Cus­tomer: Every time I move it around it squeaks.

Saska­toon, Saskatchewan

An­swer Him, Bitch!

Lit­tle boy blow­ing in­to wrap­ping pa­per tube: Is this too loud, Mom­my? [Mom is silent.] Mom­my, is that too loud? [Si­lence, so boy screams] Was that loud enough for you, Mom­my?!

La­gu­na Niguel, Cal­i­for­nia

Just Mediter­ranean Guys? Re­al­ly?

Girl #1: You know, I think I re­al­ly like this guy.
Girl #2: What’s his name again?
Girl #1: An­dreas. He’s from Greece. He’s re­al­ly cute.
Girl #2: Yeah, but be care­ful with those Mediter­ranean guys. They seem all well and good, but soon­er or lat­er they all try to fuck you in the ass.

Har­ri­son Street and 19th Av­enue
Hol­ly­wood, Flori­da

Over­heard by: it’s fun­ny ’cause it’s true