Customer: I want to return this mouse.
CSR: Okay. May I ask why?
Customer: No, you’ll laugh at me.
CSR: I promise I won’t.
Customer: Every time I move it around it squeaks.
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
Canadia
Customer: I want to return this mouse.
CSR: Okay. May I ask why?
Customer: No, you’ll laugh at me.
CSR: I promise I won’t.
Customer: Every time I move it around it squeaks.
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
Canadia
16-year-old girl: Organs are icky. I hope I don’t have any.
Biology class, Carmel College
Brisbane
Australia
Man: I just get turned on by nuclear holocausts.
Gateway High School
Florida
Overheard by: Pilbur
Girl #1: I know her. She’s a skank.
Mother: Really?
Girl #2: Yeah. You can smell the hooker coming off of her.
Cambridge, Ohio
Woman on cell: Well, how long will rehab take? Oh, yes, the biting problem… She’s hasn’t broken the skin in a while, though.
DSW Shoes
Framingham, Massachusetts
Overheard by: mt
Teacher explaining colonization: It all started with rubbers!
Maine
Overheard by: vampire hunter
Conductor: Plenty of seats in the rear, folks!
Old guy, making way through crowd: I’ll take one in the rear!
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/05/insert-homosexual-joke-here.html
Overheard by: liz the whiz
Girl #1: You know, I think I really like this guy.
Girl #2: What’s his name again?
Girl #1: Andreas. He’s from Greece. He’s really cute.
Girl #2: Yeah, but be careful with those Mediterranean guys. They seem all well and good, but sooner or later they all try to fuck you in the ass.
Harrison Street and 19th Avenue
Hollywood, Florida
Overheard by: it’s funny ’cause it’s true
Professor: What is the Magic Marker-ness of the Magic Marker?
Monmouth University
New Jersey
Girl running for bus: Thank you!
Bus driver: Wait at the right stop.
Girl: Lose some weight.
Bus driver: Get off my bus.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: talks before she thinks
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