Archive for September, 2007

And the Cat Keeps Eating It

Customer: I want to return this mouse.
CSR: Okay. May I ask why?
Customer: No, you’ll laugh at me.
CSR: I promise I won’t.
Customer: Every time I move it around it squeaks.

Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

Just Mediterranean Guys? Really?

Girl #1: You know, I think I really like this guy.
Girl #2: What’s his name again?
Girl #1: Andreas. He’s from Greece. He’s really cute.
Girl #2: Yeah, but be careful with those Mediterranean guys. They seem all well and good, but sooner or later they all try to fuck you in the ass.

Harrison Street and 19th Avenue
Hollywood, Florida

Overheard by: it’s funny ’cause it’s true