Archive for October, 2007

I Was Almost Sorry When He Got Expelled and Hanged Himself

Girl #1: Stalkers are the best because they make you feel kind of loved.
Girl #2: I’ve never had a stalker!
Girl #1: Oh, God! You’ve never had a stalker?
Girl #2: Well, not really.
Girl #1: Stalkers are really the best. Like Kyle — he was the really creepy kind, because he actually touched my butt in the dining hall, and it was gross.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/daily.html

Overheard by: rvl