Archive for October, 2007

Get­ting Sober Has Been a Mixed Bless­ing

Girl on cell: I mean, if I was a fresh­man I would’ve been all over him, but I’m not any­more and it sucks. Now I’m all para­noid about dis­eases and stuff, and I can’t just do what­ev­er I want — I ac­tu­al­ly have to think about things.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/09/wednesday_115941463493658903.html

Over­heard by: glad­im­no­to­ne­ofthose

And No Zip­pers!

Lit­tle boy look­ing at swim trunks: I can’t get one with a small hole be­cause my pe­nis gets stuck!

Tar­get
Tempe, Ari­zona

You Have to Do a Stu­pid Thing Six Hun­dred Times be­fore It Kills You

Smok­ing of­fice la­dy to oth­ers: She gets up on her roof, strips down, and just bakes in the sun. She thinks that just be­cause she goes to the der­ma­tol­o­gist once a month she’s not go­ing to get can­cer. [Takes a long drag] What a re­tard!

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/kettle-please-meet-pot-pot-please-meet.html

Over­heard by: her­bie mche­brew