Archive for October, 2007

Getting Sober Has Been a Mixed Blessing

Girl on cell: I mean, if I was a freshman I would’ve been all over him, but I’m not anymore and it sucks. Now I’m all paranoid about diseases and stuff, and I can’t just do whatever I want — I actually have to think about things.

Overheard by: gladimnotoneofthose

And No Zippers!

Little boy looking at swim trunks: I can’t get one with a small hole because my penis gets stuck!

Tempe, Arizona