Archive for December, 2007

How Struc­tur­al En­gi­neers Un­wind

Girl: That or­gy was like Le­gos — any­one and every­one on top of each oth­er! You did­n’t know what was what, who was who, where some­one be­gan or where did they end. It was just a big pile of hu­man build­ing blocks of plea­sure.

Won­ka Bar

Cracked Rear View

Woman #1: Hey, you look good.
Woman #2: Thanks! I’ve been work­ing out… Wan­na feel my ass? [Pro­trudes her rear.]

Ar­ling­ton, Texas

Over­heard by: AmadeusMaxwell

So Much Eas­i­er to Imag­ine What Eco­nom­ics Might Be

North­east­ern Uni­ver­si­ty girl: I’m so ner­vous about that Eco­nom­ics test…
North­east­ern Uni­ver­si­ty guy: Oh, that? That class is so easy. You just have to go to class.
North­east­ern Uni­ver­si­ty girl: See, if I go to class, I get con­fused and don’t get it, so I don’t both­er go­ing any­more.

39 bus
Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: let me clue you in