Mother quickly pulling young child along: You’ll just have to get used to having a hot mom, okay?
Great American Ballpark
Cincinnati, Ohio
Overheard by: Joey-Poey
Archive for January, 2008
And He Accepts Loose Change Via PayPal
Chick: That guy’s not a real bum — he has a laptop!
Brown Line
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Whitney Wrobel
Sean Preston Finally Snaps
Young boy to mother: Mo-ooom! Enough with the madness!
Zankou Chicken
Burbank, California
And All Those Pills for Breakfast
Guy: I need some food.
Girl: You just had a cigarette!
Purdue University
West Lafayette, Indiana
It Does Involve Balls
Dude: Is putting my hand on my balls a sport? Could be.
Subway
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Shaniqua
I’m Not Crazy
College guy: So, are you still a maybe-lesbian?
College girl, shrugging: I like penis much better. Chicks are crazy, but if one licks me, I’m not gonna complain if they’re hot.
University of Kentucky
Lexington, Kentucky
Is It on YouTube?
Dude: So, this Oh-di-pus guy killed his dad and married his mom.
Girl: Gross… So, did they do it?
Dude: Oh, yeah.
Girl: Cool.
University of Saskatchewan
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
Canadia
Overheard by: headshakingprof
More Organized Than “We,” Grammar Slob
Little boy: Mommy, why do they have Halloween candy out already?
Mother: That’s for people who are more organized than us.
Rochester, Minnesota
Dad: You Know, Honey, He’s Got a Point
Four-year-old to mom: Mom, you should get a new husband — one that will do more stuff with us. And Daddy can get a new wife — a skinny wife.
Orlando, Florida
I’ll Estimate the Rise in the Dog and Cat Population to Be Seven Million and One, Bob
Guy, about Bob Barker: The show just won’t be the same without him. And the pet population is going to explode!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/only_if_we_forget_his_immortal.html
Overheard by: the truth hurts
