Archive for January, 2008

I’m Not Crazy

Col­lege guy: So, are you still a maybe-les­bian?
Col­lege girl, shrug­ging: I like pe­nis much bet­ter. Chicks are crazy, but if one licks me, I’m not gonna com­plain if they’re hot.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Ken­tucky
Lex­ing­ton, Ken­tucky

Is It on YouTube?

Dude: So, this Oh-di-pus guy killed his dad and mar­ried his mom.
Girl: Gross… So, did they do it?
Dude: Oh, yeah.
Girl: Cool.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Saskatchewan
Saska­toon, Saskatchewan

Over­heard by: head­shak­ing­prof