Archive for February, 2008

In­ti­ma­cy Is Gnarly, Bro

Pro­fes­sor: So, you see, the barns were di­rect­ly be­neath the hous­es, and the peo­ple and the an­i­mals had a very, very in­ti­mate re­la­tion­ship for many years. Very in­ti­mate.
Jock: Ni­i­ice [high fives jock friend].

Uni­ver­si­ty of Mass­a­chu­setts
Amherst, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: chro­ma the great

La­ten­cy Pe­ri­od, My Ass!

Four-year-old boy: So, girls have ‘gi­nas, and boys have penis­es?
Mom: Um, yes, hon.
Four-year-old boy: You have a ‘gi­na?
Mom: Yes, hon­ey. Shhh.
Four-year-old boy: Girls at school have ‘gi­nas? Teach­ers have ‘gi­nas?
Mom: Yes, hon­ey. Now shush.
Four-year-old boy, con­tem­plat­ing: I al­ways want­ed to see one of those.

Phoenix, Ari­zona