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Loud woman: How do you spell ‘taxi’?

1801 Alexan­der Bell Dri­ve
Re­ston, Vir­ginia

… With Our Set­tle­ment Mon­ey

Fan­cy girl #1: Oh my god, get­ting hit by a car is to­tal­ly my fa­vorite ac­tiv­i­ty.
Fan­cy girl #2: Re­al­ly? Mine is shop­ping.

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That’s a BMW, You Lit­tle Freak.

Two-year-old, point­ing at car: Mer­cedes!

Putt-Putt Mi­ni Golf
Bev­er­ly Hills, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: McF

Just Part of What It Means to Be an Amer­i­can

Dude: Is it strange that every time I hear opera, it makes me think of Looney Tunes?

Dal­las, Texas

Over­heard by: Rosie

I Mean, Tea, Bis­cuits and Sto­ries about the Blitz…!

Teen boy #1: What? You love old ladies?
Teen boy #2: Like. Like.

Leeds
UK

Who Knew Yup­pie Teens Could Leave Us So In­trigued?

Yup­pie teen girl #1: I’m sooo glad it did­n’t hap­pen when those boys were look­ing at the restau­rant!
Yup­pie teen girl #2: Your face is to­tal­ly like a tar­get for their… like… stuff.

Ho­tel el­e­va­tor
South Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: wtf are you talk­ing about?

Does­n’t Smoke, Nev­er Miss­es a Cur­few…

Well-dressed old­er la­dy: That’s def­i­nite­ly one of the bet­ter diph­thongs.

Mont­gomery Street
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: La­dle

Ms. Coul­ter Lim­its Her­self to the Re­pub­li­can Par­ty

Woman on cell in bath­room stall: Well, I told them she’s on­ly avail­able for par­ties. She’s not just gonna come over and take her clothes off for any­body!

Rehm Pool
Oak Park, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: A Life­guard

And You’re Not in a Re­la­tion­ship Just be­cause She Says So

Meat­head to an­oth­er: Dude, are you in a re­la­tion­ship? ‘Cause if you’re not in a re­la­tion­ship, you don’t have to call her ever. Do you hear me? Ever!

Safe­way
El­lens­burg, Wash­ing­ton

And Stop Mas­tur­bat­ing in the Show­er — You’re Clog­ging the Drain.

Pi­lot to pas­sen­gers: Wel­come to Hawaii! I’m go­ing to tell you all what my mom told me when I turned 18: get your bags and get out.

Di­rect flight from Seat­tle, Wash­ing­ton to Oak­land, Cal­i­for­nia