Archive for August, 2008

I’m Wide­ly Stud­ied on the Lo­cal Pleather and Acrylic-Nail Rit­u­als

Long Is­land girl be­ing in­ter­viewed: …my phys­i­cal goals, well, I want to keep go­ing to the gym, keep eat­ing healthy, not smok­ing. My per­son­al goals, one is that I re­al­ly want to trav­el. Like this week­end I’m go­ing to New Jer­sey for a wed­ding.

Long Is­land, New York

Over­heard by: Queens girl

Same Rea­son So Many Peo­ple Ap­ply to Haver­ford.

Hip­ster girl #1: I got in­to North­east­ern for grad school. I dun­no what to do.
Hip­ster girl #2: Wow, that’s re­al­ly good! What a great school. North­west­ern is like, fa­mous.
Hip­ster girl #1: No, North­east­ern.
Hip­ster girl #2: Oh. Is that a good school?
Hip­ster girl #1: Not re­al­ly. But I fig­ured if I put it small on my re­sume or say it fast, peo­ple will get con­fused. It clear­ly works!

30 Bus
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia