Archive for September, 2008

Celebri­ty Por­cu­pine Death Match Could Rock MTV

Mid­dle-aged dude #1: You should pe­ti­tion the State High School League to make killing with por­cu­pines a sport.
Mid­dle-aged dude #2: Yeah, with the quills and every­thing.
Mid­dle-aged dude #1: Ex­act­ly! That’s what I’m say­ing.

Over­heard by: I grabbed my black­ber­ry as soon as I heard it.