Her: Clown porn, clown porn, clown porn. You put that in my head.
Him: How did I put that in your head?
Her: You told me about it.
Him: No, I told you about midget porn.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/porn.html
Overheard by: b! x.
Archive for January, 2009
Blood Feud– Gotcha
Birthday girl: Not to be mean, but I’m kind of glad Jeff* can’t come to my birthday party. Now I can invite Kelly*.
Friend: Why couldn’t you before? Not enough seats?
Birthday girl (long pause): No. Because Jeff’s brother got her sister pregnant.
Friend: Oh, yeah.
University of Notre Dame
Notre Dame, Indiana
Overheard by: iz
Translation: Dad’s Not Leaving Us Much
Woman to friends holding books: I finally told him, “I don’t care if your father dies tonight–I am not missing book club!”
Coffee Shop
Kenosha, Wisconsin
Overheard by: a coffee gal
That’s What You Said About Gossip Girl
Drunk episcopal priest in wine cellar: Yes! Yes! Science fiction is like religion, only backwards!
Penn Yan, New York
Overheard by: Liz
Nature’s Pretty Gay When You Come Right Down to It
Disappointed man to child on shoulders: Cranes aren’t that great.
Woodland Park Zoo
Seattle, Washington
I May Have Fugeed Myself
Excited hipster guy on cell: Dude, you just missed Wyclef Jean! He was fucking awesome! He dry-humped me and everything!
Voodoo Music Fest
New Orleans, Louisiana
Overheard by: Eliza
…No, Seriously, Check Out This Rash.
Four-year-old boy holding 20-something girl’s hand: I’ve got jungle fever! I’ve got jungle fever!
Jungle Cruise Line
Walt Disney World, Florida
Even If I Am 87% Synthetic
Overly dramatic English teacher: You will have the face you deserve when you are eighty. I will be beautiful.
AC Flora High School
Columbia, South Carolina
Your Editors Have a Soft Spot for Girls Who Say “Suitors”
Slutty looking girl: I want to send a bulletin to all my male suitors: “you will not be getting into my pants by texting me and asking me to give you a back massage. The bum who told me god did a beautiful job making my legs this morning had a better chance.”
Ogilvie Train Station
Chicago, Illinois
If You Call Them, They Will Come
Teenage girl: I could say “penis penis penis penis penis” all day and not feel weird about it.
Chino, California
