Archive for January, 2009

Blood Feud– Gotcha

Birth­day girl: Not to be mean, but I’m kind of glad Jeff* can’t come to my birth­day par­ty. Now I can in­vite Kel­ly*.
Friend: Why could­n’t you be­fore? Not enough seats?
Birth­day girl (long pause): No. Be­cause Jef­f’s broth­er got her sis­ter preg­nant.
Friend: Oh, yeah.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Notre Dame
Notre Dame, In­di­ana

Over­heard by: iz

Your Ed­i­tors Have a Soft Spot for Girls Who Say “Suit­ors”

Slut­ty look­ing girl: I want to send a bul­letin to all my male suit­ors: “you will not be get­ting in­to my pants by tex­ting me and ask­ing me to give you a back mas­sage. The bum who told me god did a beau­ti­ful job mak­ing my legs this morn­ing had a bet­ter chance.”

Ogilvie Train Sta­tion
Chica­go, Illi­nois