Archive for March, 2009

You’re Re­al­ly Cute, Wendy, but You’re a Fuck­ing So­ciopath

Girl #1: So last week, I went to find my cat…and I found her dead on the side of the porch.
Girl #2: (un­phased)
Girl #1: And then, I went in­to the back­yard to feed my dog…and I found him dead on the side of the house!
Girl #2: (starts laugh­ing un­con­trol­lably)

San Diego, Cal­for­nia

Over­heard by: see-are-uh