Sober sorostitute with heavy smoker’s voice: Like o‑m-g, I just decided on my Halloween costume!
Drunk sorostitute, stamping feet: Oh my god! What?! What what what?
Sober sorostitute: Wait for it…wait for it… Little ho peep!
Drunk sorostitute: Can we have sex with the little ho sheep?
Durham, North Carolina
Overheard by: Disgusted