Greenpeace guy: It’s never good to idolize someone who died hanging himself and jerking off.
Oregon State University
Overheard by: David
Archive for September, 2009
Sometimes They Play Backup with Paperclip Castanets
Clarinet girl: I have, like, this fetish with office supplies, especially the electric stapler.
Friend: Oh my god! What?
Clarinet girl: Yeah, sometimes my roommate and I dance with it. And the boys above us creep at our window.
Friend: Oh… interesting.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/272573283/something-about-this-doesnt-seem-right.html
Overheard by: Glad I don’t live near them… And glad I wasn’t stuck with either of them as a roommate.
At Least He Only Wanted My Clothes.
Teen to friends: Yeah, as if getting mugged isn’t bad enough, it’s even worse when the dude is naked.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/267312130/but-just-slightly.html
Overheard by: jfa.
But I Thought Mimes Loved Boxes?
Female to male coworker: Stop trying to fit me into things!
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/04/square-peg-says-what-to-round-hole.html
Overheard by: tla
But I Just Feel So Comfy in Flannel
Chick: I think that I’m the gayest straight girl in the world.
Bakersfield, California
Meet Debate Club Barbie
Idiot girl #1: Well, like, Brad is like one of your favorite toys, so you wanna play with him a lot. But Adam is like your most favorite toy, so you wanna play with him all the time! So when Ashley wants to play with him you’re all, “Bitch, drop it!“
Idiot girl #2: That is the best analogy.
Guelph
Canadia
Your Editors All Have Bulletproof Alibis
High school girl: There was way too much drama in sixth grade. All my friends were always talking about how their boyfriends knocked someone up. I’m like, “you’re twelve years old! Get over it!”
Greenbelt, Maryland
Fox: “Can We Base a Reality Series on That Premise?”
Professor: I don’t even turn on the television anymore. It’s just violence. It’s all rape, and gore, and homosexual pedophiles in wheelchairs who chop up grandmothers.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/01/wasnt-that-the-season-finale-of-what-not-to-wear/
Overheard by: philosopher
Well, It Was Just Rain.
Preppy girl #1: So I had it all over me, it was on my hands and my face…
Preppy girl #2: Oh my god! Did you throw up?
San Luis Obispo, California
Maybe Stop Voting Republican?
Guy: My mom hit my dad with a frying pan. He doesn’t have a cheek anymore. It’s been entirely restructured. She used to beat the shit out of him! It was so funny. But when he drunk–that’s when she’d get a beating.
Girl, sympathetically: Your family…
Guy: Oh, I love my family! I don’t know what I’d do without them!
Neptune City, New Jersey
