Archive for January, 2010

Why the Gays Should Run the World

De­light­ful­ly gay and snarky flight at­ten­dant: Now, ladies, I am im­pressed with your Louis Vuit­ton and your coach. I adore your Pra­da and your Guc­ci. They are beau­ti­ful. But I will be more im­pressed with all of your bags if you stow them un­der the seat while we are land­ing. Now sit back and shut up.
(five min­utes lat­er, while plane is taxi­ing)
De­light­ful­ly gay and snarky flight at­ten­dant: We are fi­nal­ly here. So please, ex­it the plane a lot quick­er than you board­ed it. (plane stops, parks at gate) Get out.

Mid­way Air­port
Chica­go, Illi­nois

And Snoo­ki Does­n’t Care Who Knows It

Guy: You have a hole in your pants.
Girl: I know.
Guy, af­ter pause: Nice un­der­wear.
Girl’s boyfriend: Yeah, she al­ways has nice un­der­wear…

New Jer­sey