Archive for April, 2010

You Seem to Have No Friends, On­ly In­ter­ests

Eu­ro­pean his­to­ry pro­fes­sor, dis­cussing WWI: And of course, with Ger­many’s re­sump­tion of un­re­strict­ed sub­ma­rine war­fare, the Unit­ed States had its rea­sons to join the war against Ger­many.
World-weary stu­dent: Not to men­tion all the loans Amer­i­can bankers need­ed Eng­land and France to win to pay back.
Pro­fes­sor: Some of you are too cyn­i­cal for your own good.

Mon­te­val­lo, Al­aba­ma

…Like Hitler Did

20-some­thing boy: I think I am drop­ping out of col­lege?
20-some­thing girl: So? What are you go­ing to do then?
20-some­thing boy: Be­come an artist.
20-some­thing girl: And do what?
20-some­thing boy: Paint some shit and get paid for that.

Cam­den Mar­ket