Sane-looking girl: Okay, so let’s say that your boyfriend died a while back, right? Then he comes back as a zombie, like a real walking corpse. But he doesn’t want to eat your brains or anything, he just wants to graduate high school and be your boyfriend again so he can go to prom with you. So, do you take him back?
Boy: Um… Has this actually happened to you?
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