Archive for May, 2010

I Don’t Know– Are You Think­ing Of Ask­ing Me to Prom?

Sane-look­ing girl: Okay, so let’s say that your boyfriend died a while back, right? Then he comes back as a zom­bie, like a re­al walk­ing corpse. But he does­n’t want to eat your brains or any­thing, he just wants to grad­u­ate high school and be your boyfriend again so he can go to prom with you. So, do you take him back?
Boy: Um… Has this ac­tu­al­ly hap­pened to you?

High School Cafe­te­ria
West Vir­ginia