Archive for July, 2010

Your Ed­i­tors Are Hap­py to Help a Com­plete Stranger Have a Trau­ma

Young woman #1: So we just left her in there with the stal­lions for like four hours. She still does­n’t know any­thing about it.
Young woman #2: Oh my gosh, you nev­er told her? I’m go­ing to tell her next time I see her.
Young woman #1: No, don’t tell her! She does­n’t drink, so she’d just be like, “waaah­hh, what did you guys do to me?“
Young woman #2: Oh, right.

Up­state New York