Archive for July, 2010

Your Editors Are Happy to Help a Complete Stranger Have a Trauma

Young woman #1: So we just left her in there with the stallions for like four hours. She still doesn’t know anything about it.
Young woman #2: Oh my gosh, you never told her? I’m going to tell her next time I see her.
Young woman #1: No, don’t tell her! She doesn’t drink, so she’d just be like, “waaahhh, what did you guys do to me?“
Young woman #2: Oh, right.

Upstate New York