Young guy on cell: Man, I don’t know nobody by they real names, yo.
Framingham, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Shifty
Archive for August, 2010
And I’ll Happily Let You Ride Me in the Water
Man on cell in grocery store: As long as you don’t call me “flipper,” that’s okay.
Gresham, Oregon
Also a Major Problem at Chimpanzee Schools
Teacher to girl picking lint off her boobs: Pay attention, please.
Girl: I can’t! I’m cleaning!
Potomac, Maryland
Another Conflict in Which the Swiss Happily Remain Neutral
Overweight redhead Southern lady #1, looking through Switzerland t‑shirts: Y’all, Ginger… I think this size is a li’l too small…
Overweight redhead Southern lady #2: Naw, I think that looks ’bout right.
Random lady: I thought we went on vacation to get away from the Southerners, not go find some more…
Lucerne
Switzerland
Overheard by: marisawin
Sort Of Like a Human Centrifuge. Any Questions?
Professor, in monotone voice: I think we’re all familiar with merry-go-rounds. They’re objects in playgrounds that rotate at relatively high speeds, and we put our children on them.
Millersville University
Millersville, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Tyler G
And the Most Space-Effective
Lady at table of discount clothing to guy browsing through sweatshirts: Yeah, Japanese-made condoms are really the most reliable.
Guy: Mmm-hmm.
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Overheard by: woefully uninformed
Look, an Erection!
Small-chested hiking girl: Damn! Hey, you’d wipe the sweat off my boobs, right?
Busty hiking girl: Only if you wipe mine.
Small-chested hiking girl: Somehow I think I’m going to have to do a lot more work.
Hiking boy: Uhhh…
Fort Boreman Park Hiking Trails
Parkersburg, West Virginia
What With the Muffin Top, Camel Toe, and Side Ponytail
Guy to girl: You just give off that vibe that says “make fun of me!”
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: marisawin
The Kierkegaard Water Park Encourages That
Young girl, about dragonfly on water slide: It can’t be alive because it’s dead!
College guy: Kids are so philosophical.
Hackettstown, New Jersey
…Let Us Pray
20-something nasty-looking girl in pub, scratching furiously down trousers: Jesus, my clunge itches!
Leamington Spa
England
