Archive for October, 2010

Beaver + Ton = Beaver­ton

Man on cell, laugh­ing: You don’t need a chair! Your ass is so big you can sit on the ground! (pause, then en­am­ored) Aw, I love that laugh. You know I wan­na mar­ry that laugh. (de­fen­sive) Why do you do that? You al­ways do that when I try to share my feel­ings with you!

Beaver­ton, Ore­gon

Over­heard by: facepalm