Archive for February, 2011

Don’t Even Get Them Started on the Pussy Products.

Little girl: Can I have the nose now?
Guy: Yeah, sure, it probably has everyone’s snot on it now, though.
Older girl: Ew! Oh my gosh, mental image!
Guy: What do you want me to say? I’m speaking their language.
Older girl: Say “nose… products.” It has “nose products.“
Guy, laughing hysterically: Nose products?
Older girl: Yes, nose products.
Little girl, holding out fake vampire teeth: Here, take my mouth products.

Kids’ Playground
Manhattan, New York

Translation: “No Big Bang Tonight.”

Frumpy Hermionesque girl: Why don’t we try to use the formula for finding the location of two galaxies next to one another?
Hipster boy in ironic winter hat: Why would we do that? We’re trying to find the age of the universe. You’re the worst partner ever.
Frumpy Hermionesque girl: Fuck you, I’m going to find the age of the universe on my own!

Undergraduate Library
University of Michigan

Overheard by: Todd

TV Lied to Me

Six-year-old boy holding “pillow pet”, singing: It’s a pillow, it’s a pet, it’s a pillow pet! (then, whispering to himself) This isn’t as cool as I thought it would be…

Target
White Plains, New York

Overheard by: M