Further Evidence That It’s Damaging to Let Your Kids Watch Too Many Cartoons

Muffled male voice, through the wall, at the end of an increasing crescendo of sex noises: Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats hoooooooooo!

Hotel
Nottingham
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Only One Of Us Actually Uses Our Noodle.

Twin guy #1: This pillow smells like my dreams!
Girl, smelling pillow: Beef Ramen noodles?
Twin guy #1: I am awesome at dreaming!
Twin guy #2: This is why I hate that we have the same face.

Milford Mall
Milford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Layla

Puberty Is Fun!

12-year-old boy, enthusiastically: I like my genitalia!

Portland, Oregon

Oooh, Could He Be the Swedish Chef?

Girl to guy: Okay, okay. You can play the waitress, and I’ll play the creepy chef who’s always trying to rape the waitresses.

Oslo
Norway

That’s What You Keep Saying About Your Pregnancies!

Teenager #1: Why does the train keep stopping?
Teenager #2: Because it has to stop at train stations.
Teenager #1: Ohmigod, train stations are so random!

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: Angela

…Thinking About Food Nonstop

Obese guy to another: That’s what I like most about dieting…

Ferndale, Washington

…Preferably That Squirmy, Hairless Guy in the Back Row.

Dumb freshman girl: Why does being castrated make your voice high?
Friar professor: Talk to someone after class.

Seattle University
Washington

Overheard by: facepalm

The Ultra-boring Game Show Prickle Factor Was Canceled After Just One Episode.

Guy#1: I just don’t like shaved vaginas. They creep me out. I got down there and I was like “Oh”!
Guy#2: Yeah, you have the prickle factor.
Guy#1: There was no prickle factor…

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Josh

…The Prostitutes and Junkies Will Think You’re Uncouth.

Sleazy 40-something drunk, pointing and laughing at embarrassed 20-something: And then he got poo all over his knob!
20-something: For fuck’s sake dad! Shut up!

Red Light District
Amsterdam