Archive for April, 2011

Um, I’m Brianna.

High school girl #1: Hey, I’m really sorry for teasing you before. I’m usually really sweet!
High school girl #2, mumbling: That’s okay.
High school girl #1: Not Brianna, though, she’s a total bitch!

High School

Overheard by: stuck in the bathroom stall next to you

It’s So Convenient for My Court Appearances

Young thug #1: I’m telling you, man, if they get you for jaywalking or littering down here, they just dismiss it.
Young thug #2: Really?
Young thug #1: Yeah, man, the homeless do it all the time.
Young thug #2: Man…
Young thug #1: I’m telling you. That’s why I stay downtown.

Los Angeles Superior Court

Overheard by: Mylinda