Archive for May, 2011

…Like in The Sweetest Thing?

Student #1: Hey, did you notice the huge black wooden sign that’s blocking the entrance to the girl’s bathroom due to vandalism?
Student #2: Yeah, I heard someone stole one of the urinals.
Student #1: It’s a girl’s bathroom, though.
Student #2: Don’t they use them too?

High School
Gavette, Arkansas

It’s the Gateway Drug for Straight Porn

Boyfriend #1: If I go home and find one piece of tranny porn on my computer, I am going to melt all your chocolate-covered pistachios and pour the chocolate down the toilet. I don’t know what I’m going to do with the nuts… probably freeze them. I don’t know…
Boyfriend #2: That is seriously life-ruining shit. Like a PSA on how tranny porn ruins lives.

Mountain View, California

Overheard by: Koora