Or to Have Palin As Our Num­ber Two

Boyfriend to girl­friend: It is my sole wish not to have to go num­ber two tonight.

Oba­ma Ral­ly
Chica­go, Illi­nois

Mean­while, I’m at Com­mu­ni­ty Col­lege on a Ping Pong Schol­ar­ship

Drunk girl: I have two sis­ters. One goes to UPenn, she’s re­al­ly smart. The oth­er one goes to Drex­el, she’s not very smart…

Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: Alex Rem­nick

Every­thing You Ever Want­ed to Know About Mon­tana But Were Afraid to Ask

Woman to kids, af­ter ex­plain­ing the ba­sic im­por­tance of vot­ing: And re­mem­ber… We al­ways vote Re­pub­li­can be­cause the De­moc­rats are god­less.

Vot­ing Line
Boze­man, Mon­tana

Over­heard by: Justin

That’s So 1995.

Teen girl: Dad, stop talk­ing about Hugh Grant’s pe­nis!

Con­cord, Mass­a­chu­setts

He Was Point­ing to My Birth­day Cake!

Cry­ing girl on cell: He said “I would fuck,” and I just don’t know what that means in that con­text!

Ann Ar­bor, Michi­gan

If You Get Your Stom­ach Pumped, You Can Write All About That in Your Es­say

Girl to guy: You should­n’t be wor­ried about get­ting in­to med school. You should be, like, wor­ried about get­ting al­co­hol poi­son­ing over the week­end.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/02/dont-dismiss-the-possible-networking-oppurtunities-of-vomiting-on-the-floor-of-the-er/

Over­heard by: Brent

There Were Al­so Squirt Guns!

Girl to an­oth­er: It was a gay bi­cy­cle rid­ers’ par­ty, com­plete with gay­ish cel­e­bra­tion mu­sic and lots of cham­pagne corks pop­ping. And by the looks of the con­stant make-out and grop­ing ses­sions, I’m pret­ty sure those bot­tles weren’t the on­ly cylin­dri­cal things spew­ing liq­uids last night.

At­lanta, Geor­gia

…Okay, Love You Too. Bye, Mom.

Loud woman on phone: Who is this? Who is this? Who is this? (pause) You’re so stu­pid. You’re so stu­pid. You’re so stu­pid… (keeps re­peat­ing it)

Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: tim­m­mm

If Men Won’t Be Men, Then Women Will

Emo boy to moth­er in wom­en’s cloth­ing store: I’m more fem­i­nine than any­one in here!

Coffs Har­bour
Aus­tralia

And I Do Mean Every­thing

Boy #1: I’m gonna take out my iPhone and post these pic­tures on YouTube.
Boy #2: You can’t post pho­tos on YouTube.
Boy #1: Fine, I’ll post them on Face­book.
Boy #2: You don’t have a Face­book.
Boy #1: I’ll e‑mail them to your mom. She posts every­thing on Face­book.

Cen­tral Is­lip, New York

Over­heard by: Val