Crying girl on cell: He said “I would fuck,” and I just don’t know what that means in that context!
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Archive for June, 2011
If You Get Your Stomach Pumped, You Can Write All About That in Your Essay
Girl to guy: You shouldn’t be worried about getting into med school. You should be, like, worried about getting alcohol poisoning over the weekend.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/02/dont-dismiss-the-possible-networking-oppurtunities-of-vomiting-on-the-floor-of-the-er/
Overheard by: Brent
There Were Also Squirt Guns!
Girl to another: It was a gay bicycle riders’ party, complete with gayish celebration music and lots of champagne corks popping. And by the looks of the constant make-out and groping sessions, I’m pretty sure those bottles weren’t the only cylindrical things spewing liquids last night.
Atlanta, Georgia
…Okay, Love You Too. Bye, Mom.
Loud woman on phone: Who is this? Who is this? Who is this? (pause) You’re so stupid. You’re so stupid. You’re so stupid… (keeps repeating it)
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: timmmm
If Men Won’t Be Men, Then Women Will
Emo boy to mother in women’s clothing store: I’m more feminine than anyone in here!
Coffs Harbour
Australia
Like Hamburger Comes from the Pig Part
Eight-year-old boy to mother browsing meat counter at the grocery store: Mom, what’s veal?
Mother: It’s just another kind of meat.
Eight-year-old boy: But what kind of animal does it come from?
Mother, motioning to her chest area: Oh, I think it’s from the lamb part of the cow.
Toronto
Canadia
Will You Put Your Hand Down My Pants?
Guy: I will get you anything you want, and I mean anything, if you walk back from lunch with your hand down my pants.
Girl: But we are already walking back from lunch, silly.
Guy: Starting now, if you walk back with your hands down my pants, I will get you anything.
Girl: Anything?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/422165183/ill-even-join-you-in-detention.html
Overheard by: really?
Well That’s What the African Kids in Those Charity Videos Are Always Whining About!
Skinny Asian girl: These shorts are way too big.
Plus-sized white friend: Oh no, I have skinny-ass legs. My life sucks. What am I going to do?
Skinny Asian girl: (laughs)
St. Joseph, Michigan
Buying Shoes Is Your Answer to Everything.
Girl: So then I was like, “I want a otter for my birthday!“
Mom: Hmmm…
Girl: I thought it was so much more realistic than a platypus. They have poisonous heels, you know. My hand would fall off if I picked it up!
Mom: Why don’t we just buy it shoes?
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: Elizabeth
College Guys Have to Be Taught Everything About Pussy
Girl walking through campus: And that’s why you can’t put a cat in the microwave.
Saint Joseph’s University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
