Crying girl on cell: He said “I would fuck,” and I just don’t know what that means in that context!
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Crying girl on cell: He said “I would fuck,” and I just don’t know what that means in that context!
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Girl to guy: You shouldn’t be worried about getting into med school. You should be, like, worried about getting alcohol poisoning over the weekend.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/02/dont-dismiss-the-possible-networking-oppurtunities-of-vomiting-on-the-floor-of-the-er/
Overheard by: Brent
Girl to another: It was a gay bicycle riders’ party, complete with gayish celebration music and lots of champagne corks popping. And by the looks of the constant make-out and groping sessions, I’m pretty sure those bottles weren’t the only cylindrical things spewing liquids last night.
Atlanta, Georgia
Loud woman on phone: Who is this? Who is this? Who is this? (pause) You’re so stupid. You’re so stupid. You’re so stupid… (keeps repeating it)
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: timmmm
Emo boy to mother in women’s clothing store: I’m more feminine than anyone in here!
Coffs Harbour
Australia
Eight-year-old boy to mother browsing meat counter at the grocery store: Mom, what’s veal?
Mother: It’s just another kind of meat.
Eight-year-old boy: But what kind of animal does it come from?
Mother, motioning to her chest area: Oh, I think it’s from the lamb part of the cow.
Toronto
Canadia
Guy: I will get you anything you want, and I mean anything, if you walk back from lunch with your hand down my pants.
Girl: But we are already walking back from lunch, silly.
Guy: Starting now, if you walk back with your hands down my pants, I will get you anything.
Girl: Anything?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/422165183/ill-even-join-you-in-detention.html
Overheard by: really?
Skinny Asian girl: These shorts are way too big.
Plus-sized white friend: Oh no, I have skinny-ass legs. My life sucks. What am I going to do?
Skinny Asian girl: (laughs)
St. Joseph, Michigan
Girl: So then I was like, “I want a otter for my birthday!“
Mom: Hmmm…
Girl: I thought it was so much more realistic than a platypus. They have poisonous heels, you know. My hand would fall off if I picked it up!
Mom: Why don’t we just buy it shoes?
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: Elizabeth
Girl walking through campus: And that’s why you can’t put a cat in the microwave.
Saint Joseph’s University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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