Archive for July, 2011

On the Plus Side, If Peo­ple Think You’re 16, You To­tal­ly Have a Fu­ture in Bare­ly-Le­gal Porn!

Young woman #1: And I was like, “No, dude who’s two years old­er than me, I’m not 16. Nice man­dals.“
Young woman #2: You said that?
Young woman #1: Oh, no. I try re­al­ly hard to think of oth­er things when 25-year-olds are hit­ting on my mom.
Young woman #2: I’m re­al­ly sor­ry.

Nail Sa­lon
Na­pa, Cal­i­for­nia

The Dif­fer­ence Be­tween the U.S. and the Rest Of the World

Large Amer­i­can girl: So I asked him, “what’s your prob­lem?“
British girl: What did he say?
Large Amer­i­can girl: He said I was too fat.
British girl: Oh…
Large Amer­i­can girl: Moth­er­fuck­er does­n’t re­al­ize that big is beau­ti­ful.
Drunk British guy be­hind them: That’s a whole lot­ta big! Chub, chub, chub!

Leam­ing­ton Spa

Over­heard by: Bleep