Archive for July, 2011

Then Fol­low Me!

Screechy woman: We need to fig­ure out what the frack we’re do­ing for Cana­da day!
Qui­et man: Prob­a­bly sit around and watch the fire­works.
Screechy woman: Noooo, that’s such a waste!
Qui­et man: (si­lence)
Screechy woman: I have the day off, yeeeaah­hh!
Qui­et man: (si­lence)
Screechy woman: Do you think pigs would eat oth­er pigs?
Qui­et man, af­ter long pause: I re­al­ly don’t know.


Over­heard by: Watch­er of Fire­works