Girl #1: Oh my god, there’s so much rust in this toilet! Ewwww!
Girl #2: Stop being so Mormon.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/443762989/they-just-cant-get-away-from-this-association.html
Overheard by: a.
Girl #1: Oh my god, there’s so much rust in this toilet! Ewwww!
Girl #2: Stop being so Mormon.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/443762989/they-just-cant-get-away-from-this-association.html
Overheard by: a.
Guy: Oh I’ve slept in a field before. One time I slept with a sheep. I was interrupted in the middle of the night by a fox, though. The fox was like “grr!” and I was like “woah!”, but then I remembered that I had garlic bread in my bag.
An Cheathru Rua
Galway
Ireland
Overheard by: what happens in an cheathru rua…
Crazy, overweight French prof: Ma boîte est dans un endroit très triste.
Student: Your box is in a sad place?
Crazy, overweight french prof: Oui, but which box?
Student: (giggles)
Crazy, overweight French prof: Box is another word for office!
Simon Fraser University
Canadia
Overheard by: so that’s what they’re calling it these days
Girl #1: What, exactly, does “Muslim” mean?
Girl #2: I think it’s, like, a type of Islam or something.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/11/theres-a-reason-its-an-introductory-course/
Overheard by: Stewart
Guy to another: Dude, just study your nuts off and you’ll be fine.
Binghamton University
New York
Girl: Wait, who’s Hitler?
Guy: Are you serious?
Girl: I don’t watch a lot of tv…
Peabody, Massachusetts
Hostess: Hope you all enjoyed your meal tonight!
Woman customer: It was horrible!
Hostess: Okay, well, have a good night!
American Cafe
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Emily
Host: Would you like a booth or table?
Young mom: A booth is fine.
Four-year-old: I don’t want a booth!
Young dad: Hey, knock that off or you’ll be eatin’ out of the trash.
Orange County, California
Overheard by: Poofy
RA: You guys went stripping without me?
Swarthmore College
Swarthmore, Pennsylvania
Stoned girl #1, eating mint cookie: This tastes like Oreos.
Stoned girl #2: This isn’t Oreos! It’s… Oxford Creme cookie.
Stoned girl #1: Sounds like a pretentious Oreo to me.
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Curly
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