Girl #1: Oh my god, there’s so much rust in this toilet! Ewwww!
Girl #2: Stop being so Mormon.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/443762989/they-just-cant-get-away-from-this-association.html
Overheard by: a.
Archive for August, 2011
Why Dominatrixes Are Always So Flatulent
Old lady trying on clothes: I think this is too tight. (farts loudly) Yep, definitely too tight.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/446064747/i‑think-its-just-right.html
Overheard by: I’d have to agree
Let’s Just Say, I’ll Never Try Shrooms Again.
Guy: Oh I’ve slept in a field before. One time I slept with a sheep. I was interrupted in the middle of the night by a fox, though. The fox was like “grr!” and I was like “woah!”, but then I remembered that I had garlic bread in my bag.
An Cheathru Rua
Galway
Ireland
Overheard by: what happens in an cheathru rua…
Any Working Girl Knows That.
Crazy, overweight French prof: Ma boîte est dans un endroit très triste.
Student: Your box is in a sad place?
Crazy, overweight french prof: Oui, but which box?
Student: (giggles)
Crazy, overweight French prof: Box is another word for office!
Simon Fraser University
Canadia
Overheard by: so that’s what they’re calling it these days
Just As Long As I Get the Obligatory Milkbone
Girl: Well, the sad thing is I’m gonna have to treat you like Morgan when she doesn’t want to take her ear infection pills.
Smith College
Northampton, Massachusetts
Yesterday You Said It Was a Type Of Fabric!
Girl #1: What, exactly, does “Muslim” mean?
Girl #2: I think it’s, like, a type of Islam or something.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/11/theres-a-reason-its-an-introductory-course/
Overheard by: Stewart
I’ll Put Them on Ice for You ’til After the Exam
Guy to another: Dude, just study your nuts off and you’ll be fine.
Binghamton University
New York
Was He on Dancing with the Stars?
Girl: Wait, who’s Hitler?
Guy: Are you serious?
Girl: I don’t watch a lot of tv…
Peabody, Massachusetts
It Can’t Be Worse Than That Burger, Right?
Hostess: Hope you all enjoyed your meal tonight!
Woman customer: It was horrible!
Hostess: Okay, well, have a good night!
American Cafe
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Emily
Stop Referring to Mom’s Cooking That Way
Host: Would you like a booth or table?
Young mom: A booth is fine.
Four-year-old: I don’t want a booth!
Young dad: Hey, knock that off or you’ll be eatin’ out of the trash.
Orange County, California
Overheard by: Poofy
