Archive for August, 2011

Just Get One Of Your Sisterwives to Help You Scrub It Out

Girl #1: Oh my god, there’s so much rust in this toilet! Ewwww!
Girl #2: Stop being so Mormon.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/443762989/they-just-cant-get-away-from-this-association.html

Overheard by: a.


Let’s Just Say, I’ll Never Try Shrooms Again.

Guy: Oh I’ve slept in a field before. One time I slept with a sheep. I was interrupted in the middle of the night by a fox, though. The fox was like “grr!” and I was like “woah!”, but then I remembered that I had garlic bread in my bag.

An Cheathru Rua
Galway
Ireland

Overheard by: what happens in an cheathru rua…

Any Working Girl Knows That.

Crazy, overweight French prof: Ma boîte est dans un endroit très triste.
Student: Your box is in a sad place?
Crazy, overweight french prof: Oui, but which box?
Student: (giggles)
Crazy, overweight French prof: Box is another word for office!

Simon Fraser University
Canadia

Overheard by: so that’s what they’re calling it these days