Archive for September, 2011

In­stead Of Suck­ing?

Blonde teenage girl, look­ing at DJ Hero box: Oh, I thought it said “BJ Hero,” I would have kicked ass at that.

Eng­land


She Pays Me to Say That

Three-year-old: My mom is 40, but she looks 29.

Wash­ing­ton, DC

Over­heard by: Erin


Not Every Girl Is Born to Be a Woman Of Let­ters

17-year-old stand­ing in front of spices in gro­cery store: Whoa! They or­ga­nized all of these by the Dewey dec­i­mal sys­tem?
Moth­er: No hon­ey, that’s the al­pha­bet.

Weg­mans
New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: SM


So It’s Not Tom Cruise?

Hip­ster #1, look­ing at hor­ren­dous shirt with mas­sive silk screen of Che Gue­vara: Ah ba­by, this shirt is dope!
Hip­ster #2: Yeah, I dig it the same, Che is a badass.
Hip­ster #1: Re­al­ly? What band is he from?
Hip­ster #2: He’s not from a band, ba­by, he was a Mex­i­can pres­i­dent… or some shit like that.

Stu­dio City, Cal­i­for­nia


At Least You’d Be Do­ing It Safe­ly.

Man on 6th floor bal­cony: It’s fun­ny how, when you’re sober, you’re so scared of heights, but when you’re drunk you’re not. I’d jump off this thing right now with a para­chute made of con­doms!

Saint John
Cana­dia