Archive for September, 2011

So It’s Not Tom Cruise?

Hipster #1, looking at horrendous shirt with massive silk screen of Che Guevara: Ah baby, this shirt is dope!
Hipster #2: Yeah, I dig it the same, Che is a badass.
Hipster #1: Really? What band is he from?
Hipster #2: He’s not from a band, baby, he was a Mexican president… or some shit like that.

Studio City, California

At Least You’d Be Doing It Safely.

Man on 6th floor balcony: It’s funny how, when you’re sober, you’re so scared of heights, but when you’re drunk you’re not. I’d jump off this thing right now with a parachute made of condoms!

Saint John