Archive for October, 2011

Before There Were Dildos…

Wench #1, to merchant man: I love you!
Merchant man: I love you, too.
Wench #2: Feel the love.
Merchant man: Yes, feel the love… with a wax hand!

Renaissance Festival

Overheard by: Dohiyi

Tonight on The Double‑L Word

Cheerful plump 20-something girl on cell: I had a hook-up last night… with a llama!

Oakland, California

Overheard by: Random Camelid