College girl to college boy: I’d be the only one there in an argyle straight jacket! How cute would that be?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/463269059/youd-be-too-medicated-to-notice.html
Overheard by: dk.
Archive for November, 2011
Are You Ever Gonna Stop Using That Line on Me?
Pregnant girl: Did you bring your money?
Unpregnant girl: Aww crap, I forgot.
Pregnant girl: You forget everything.
Unpregnant girl: Yeah, but I don’t forget condoms.
University Park Mall
Indiana
“Take, Eat, This Is My Body” Always Gets Me Going.
20-something woman to 20-something man: We could never sit by each other in church because we would get the church giggles.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/460148006/and-grandma-would-scold-you.html
Overheard by: Stu
Miley Cyrus Is Only 16
Girl #1 in consulting firm business suit: Why didn’t you say anything?
Girl #2 in consulting firm business suit: Well, I couldn’t just tell her she looked like a fucking crack ho.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/11/youre-bad-friend.html
Overheard by: rosslyn
College, in a Nutshell.
Stoned girl: Do you think fish… know they’re wet?
Australia
So Put Down That Scalpel and Back Away from the TA’s Head
Biology professor: So I guess the lesson here is to not eat the brains of cows with mad cow disease… or the brains of mentally ill individuals.
University of California
Overheard by: Kyle
Why Pre-Teen Girls Refuse to Shop with Their Mothers: Explained.
Woman: I got a ten year old.
Saleslady, holding up a shirt: Okay, how about this?
Woman: No, she’s big. She’s got some junk in her trunk.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/463269060/is-the-trunk-upsidedown.html
Overheard by: huh.
Thus Racing Through the Full College Experience in One Day
College guy #1: We should get wasted.
College guy #2: We should wasted and go to the dining hall.
College guy #1: We should get wasted, go to the dining hall, and then throw-up.
New Brunswick, New Jersey
Mumblemumble
Coffee shop guy: If you go to Norway, you’re going to be competing with guys who like, have their facial hair shaped like windmills and shit!
Friend: (mumbles)
Coffee shop guy: The only person in the world is not a cloud of polygons.
Austin, Texas
I’d Be Lying If I Said I Wasn’t Disappointed
Girl #1: Are you dressing up for Halloween this year?
Girl #2: Yeah, we’re going as whore people.
Girl #1: What? “Whore people”?! So just really slutty?
Girl #2: No, like characters from horror movies.
London
Canadia
