Col­lege girl to col­lege boy: I’d be the on­ly one there in an ar­gyle straight jack­et! How cute would that be?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/463269059/youd-be-too-medicated-to-notice.html

Over­heard by: dk.

Preg­nant girl: Did you bring your mon­ey?
Un­preg­nant girl: Aww crap, I for­got.
Preg­nant girl: You for­get every­thing.
Un­preg­nant girl: Yeah, but I don’t for­get con­doms.

Uni­ver­si­ty Park Mall
In­di­ana

20-some­thing woman to 20-some­thing man: We could nev­er sit by each oth­er in church be­cause we would get the church gig­gles.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/460148006/and-grandma-would-scold-you.html

Over­heard by: Stu

Gay girl: Look at me, I’m flam­ing!
Teacher: Oh, you’re not flam­ing. Flick­er­ing, maybe.

Long Is­land High School
New York

Girl #1 in con­sult­ing firm busi­ness suit: Why did­n’t you say any­thing?
Girl #2 in con­sult­ing firm busi­ness suit: Well, I could­n’t just tell her she looked like a fuck­ing crack ho.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/11/youre-bad-friend.html

Over­heard by: ross­lyn

Stoned girl: Do you think fish… know they’re wet?

Aus­tralia

Bi­ol­o­gy pro­fes­sor: So I guess the les­son here is to not eat the brains of cows with mad cow dis­ease… or the brains of men­tal­ly ill in­di­vid­u­als.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Kyle

Girl on the sub­way: I some­times for­get that peo­ple ex­ist around.

Toron­to
Cana­dia

Woman: I got a ten year old.
Salesla­dy, hold­ing up a shirt: Okay, how about this?
Woman: No, she’s big. She’s got some junk in her trunk.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/463269060/is-the-trunk-upsidedown.html

Over­heard by: huh.

Col­lege guy #1: We should get wast­ed.
Col­lege guy #2: We should wast­ed and go to the din­ing hall.
Col­lege guy #1: We should get wast­ed, go to the din­ing hall, and then throw-up.

New Brunswick, New Jer­sey