Archive for November, 2011

On­ly If My Chi­huahua Could Have One to Match, Of Course.

Col­lege girl to col­lege boy: I’d be the on­ly one there in an ar­gyle straight jack­et! How cute would that be?

Over­heard by: dk.

Are You Ever Gonna Stop Us­ing That Line on Me?

Preg­nant girl: Did you bring your mon­ey?
Un­preg­nant girl: Aww crap, I for­got.
Preg­nant girl: You for­get every­thing.
Un­preg­nant girl: Yeah, but I don’t for­get con­doms.

Uni­ver­si­ty Park Mall

“Take, Eat, This Is My Body” Al­ways Gets Me Go­ing.

20-some­thing woman to 20-some­thing man: We could nev­er sit by each oth­er in church be­cause we would get the church gig­gles.

Over­heard by: Stu

Mi­ley Cyrus Is On­ly 16

Girl #1 in con­sult­ing firm busi­ness suit: Why did­n’t you say any­thing?
Girl #2 in con­sult­ing firm busi­ness suit: Well, I could­n’t just tell her she looked like a fuck­ing crack ho.

Over­heard by: ross­lyn

So Put Down That Scalpel and Back Away from the TA’s Head

Bi­ol­o­gy pro­fes­sor: So I guess the les­son here is to not eat the brains of cows with mad cow dis­ease… or the brains of men­tal­ly ill in­di­vid­u­als.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Kyle