Archive for May, 2012

While Masturbating

Man to group: It’s going to be a great day if I can just relax and watch Schindler’s List.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: jm


Why the Term “Wigger” Exists

30-something white guy in button-down and chinos in wealthy suburb: Yo, what’s good ma nigga?

Larchmont, New York

Overheard by: Dianachka


Let’s Blow This Joint

10-year-old boy opening up van door: Holy shit! It’s like a hot box in here!

Ottawa
Canadia

Overheard by: Eric