Archive for May, 2012

While Mas­tur­bat­ing

Man to group: It’s go­ing to be a great day if I can just re­lax and watch Schindler’s List.

Toron­to
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: jm


The Boat Is Very Kind and Giv­ing

Op­por­tunis­tic girl: I’ve been known to date guys for their per­son­al­i­ties… Oh, and he has a boat!

Uni­ver­si­ty of Flori­da


Why the Term “Wig­ger” Ex­ists

30-some­thing white guy in but­ton-down and chi­nos in wealthy sub­urb: Yo, what’s good ma nig­ga?

Larch­mont, New York

Over­heard by: Di­anach­ka


Let’s Blow This Joint

10-year-old boy open­ing up van door: Holy shit! It’s like a hot box in here!

Ot­tawa
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Er­ic