Man to group: It’s going to be a great day if I can just relax and watch Schindler’s List.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: jm
Archive for May, 2012
Some Teachers Will Try Anything to Get Kids to Learn Conjugations
European-looking guy to another: All this shanking, man! I shank, she shanks, you shank!
Harvard Square
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Look, I Can See the Swirling Of Their Little Glo-Sticks Now!
30-something mother, matter of factly: Yep and they are raging in your vagina.
Embarrassed teenage daughter: Gee, thanks mom!
California
Make It Eleven– I’m Coming from Bible Study
Hipster guy to barista: Whorehouse, ten o’clock?
Starbucks
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Dianachka
Ten Bucks Says It’s a Photo Of the Jonas Brothers
Guy #1: Do you want to see something gay?
Guy #2: No, do you want to see something gay? Dude, I have, like, the gayest thing ever. I’ll text it to you later.
Eugene, Oregon
Overheard by: nyssa
The Boat Is Very Kind and Giving
Opportunistic girl: I’ve been known to date guys for their personalities… Oh, and he has a boat!
University of Florida
And I Promise You Won’t Get Stiffed on the Price
Kid at Wal-Mart, staring at large Valentine’s Day stuffed animals: Hey, mom! This one has a heart on!
Wal-Mart
Michigan
Why the Term “Wigger” Exists
30-something white guy in button-down and chinos in wealthy suburb: Yo, what’s good ma nigga?
Larchmont, New York
Overheard by: Dianachka
Let’s Blow This Joint
10-year-old boy opening up van door: Holy shit! It’s like a hot box in here!
Ottawa
Canadia
Overheard by: Eric
I’d Love to Get Some Of That Inside My Padded Walls
Student to another: She’s got the biggest penis in the psych ward!
George Mason University
Fairfax County, Virginia
Overheard by: Katie
