Archive for June, 2012

And Bring Beads This Time

20-something guy in bar: If I could go back in time, would I stop Hitler? No. I would go back to Mardi Gras!

Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama


Can I Knit That on a Little Pillow?

Friend to woman: So, could you be pregnant?
Woman’s partner, snidely: Nope, I’m pretty sure you have to have sex to get pregnant.
Woman: Well, yeah, I’m not a man, or especially kinky, so I draw the line at fucking assholes.

Christchurch
New Zealand