Gay guy: Your nipple is showing.
Blonde in skimpy dress: Pfft! Nipple? I bet my vagina is showing. (pause) Ha! It is!
Harrisonburg, Virginia
Gay guy: Your nipple is showing.
Blonde in skimpy dress: Pfft! Nipple? I bet my vagina is showing. (pause) Ha! It is!
Harrisonburg, Virginia
College girl #1: So you rescued them…?
College girl #2: No, I bought them with my money. And I put all of their anuses on my fridge.
Northern Illinois University
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