Archive for October, 2012

I Love Summer

Gay guy: Your nipple is showing.
Blonde in skimpy dress: Pfft! Nipple? I bet my vagina is showing. (pause) Ha! It is!

Harrisonburg, Virginia


College Girls Can Be So Cold

College girl #1: So you rescued them…?
College girl #2: No, I bought them with my money. And I put all of their anuses on my fridge.

Northern Illinois University