Gay guy: Your nip­ple is show­ing.
Blonde in skimpy dress: Pfft! Nip­ple? I bet my vagi­na is show­ing. (pause) Ha! It is!

Har­rison­burg, Vir­ginia

Col­lege girl #1: So you res­cued them…?
Col­lege girl #2: No, I bought them with my mon­ey. And I put all of their anus­es on my fridge.

North­ern Illi­nois Uni­ver­si­ty