Archive for October, 2013

Guys Can Be So Fake

Chick #1: I’m glad we’re not dat­ing any­more. He was tir­ing. He thought he was such a Don Juan, and I would have to pre­tend to be charmed by what he said.
Chick #2: Like, how do you mean?
Chick #1: Well, I told him that I thought sex should be spe­cial, and he comes back with the line, ‘Every day is spe­cial with you, Olivia*.’ I want­ed to laugh in his face, but in­stead I was like, ‘Oh, that’s so sweet!’

George­town Uni­ver­si­ty
Wash­ing­ton, DC

Over­heard by: they’re smarter than I thought