Archive for December, 2013

I’m Not Ir­re­sistible; That Makes It His Fault

Chick #1: Oh my god, I was so drunk last night! Do you think Lisa will get mad that I made out with her boyfriend?
Chick #2: Yes.
Chick #1: Well, it was­n’t re­al­ly my fault.
Chick #2: Yes, it was. You ba­si­cal­ly went up to him, bat­ted your eye­lash­es, and start­ed mak­ing out.

San­ta Cruz, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Lau­ra

Wan­na See My Pic­ture with San­ta?

Girl to guys talk­ing about their East­er can­dy: You know, I just want to point out that you’re both 23 and still get­ting East­er can­dy from your par­ents.
Guy #1: Hey, it’s not like I asked for it!
Guy #2: And be­sides, it’s not from my mom. It’s from the bun­ny.

San Diego, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Danette

A Sched­ule C Con­trolled Na­tion­al­i­ty

Girl #1: Is Cu­ba part of North Amer­i­ca?
Girl #2: Do they speak Span­ish in Cu­ba?
Girl #1: Yes.
Girl #2: Then no. Cu­ba is not part of North Amer­i­ca.
Guy: What about Mex­i­co? They speak Span­ish in Mex­i­co.
Girl #2: Mex­i­cans are il­le­gal.