Orthodox Jew with cello case: They let you play with dogs in Vegas!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/16/so-two-orthodox-musicians-and-a-dog-walk-into-a-casinowait-you-know-this-one/
Archive for December, 2013
A Country’s Just a Collection of Ill-Matched Couples
International Trade professor: This may seem counter-intuitive, but why would any country agree to something that would make it worse off? Just like my first marriage, it happens.
http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/
Has Actually Mislabeled the ’70s
Professor: It’s debatable whether or not LSD was actually dangerous. I mostly remember the ’60s.
East Carolina University
Greenville, North Carolina
Lisa Gets Sold into Slavery on the Barbary Coast
White girl on cell: But we couldn’t tell if he’s a pirate…
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/
You Mean I Got These Knuckle Tattoos for Nothing?
Crazy lady with fanny pack, after hearing “Emotion” by the Bee Gees on loudspeaker: Love is not an emotion!
Wal-Mart
Oakdale, Louisiana
Overheard by: Vicky
Being President Means Always Having to Say You’re Sorry
Visiting Chinese professor: We like Clinton for his love stories.
University of Tulsa
Tulsa, Oklahoma
They’re All Cheetahs and Liars
Singing teen: If you find yourself in a situation where you’re gonna have sex with a leopard, don’t, because it’s gross.
148 bus
Ottawa
Canadia
I Need to Wait for Him to Make the Down Payment
Lady to math tutor: I have to call home. I’m not about to take out a loan if he hasn’t used the bathroom yet.
University of Nevada, Las Vegas library
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: the stonefoxx
Senility Jane Goes to College
Girl #1, studying: I don’t want to do this anymore! In five years I’m going to be dead and I won’t care.
Girl #2: You won’t be dead in five years.
Girl #1: Well, I’m going to be really old and I’m not going to care anymore.
Girl #2: You’re not going to be old and you will care.
Girl #1: Wait… What? Care about what?
SUNY Cortland
Cortland, New York
Overheard by: Stephanie
Nothing Tastes As Good As Dead Feels
Woman on cell: So, she hasn’t had anything to eat since Monday afternoon… Yeah, I guess that means she’s doing great!
Arby’s
Lebanon, Ohio
