Jay and Silent Bob Fi­nal­ly Ac­cept It

Woman, about two men hug­ging: Okay, good. Now I want to see you make out. For two min­utes. In slow mo­tion.

Cross­gates Mall
Al­bany, New York

Over­heard by: con­rad jones

But I Pre­fer the Good-Look­ing Strip­pers

Or­tho­dox Jew with cel­lo case: They let you play with dogs in Ve­gas!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/16/so-two-orthodox-musicians-and-a-dog-walk-into-a-casinowait-you-know-this-one/

A Coun­try’s Just a Col­lec­tion of Ill-Matched Cou­ples

In­ter­na­tion­al Trade pro­fes­sor: This may seem counter-in­tu­itive, but why would any coun­try agree to some­thing that would make it worse off? Just like my first mar­riage, it hap­pens.

http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/

Has Ac­tu­al­ly Mis­la­beled the ’70s

Pro­fes­sor: It’s de­bat­able whether or not LSD was ac­tu­al­ly dan­ger­ous. I most­ly re­mem­ber the ’60s.

East Car­oli­na Uni­ver­si­ty
Greenville, North Car­oli­na

Lisa Gets Sold in­to Slav­ery on the Bar­bary Coast

White girl on cell: But we could­n’t tell if he’s a pi­rate…

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/

So It’s Not a Chain,Then?

Stu­dent #1: … And this con­cludes my pre­sen­ta­tion on Su­dan. Are there any ques­tions?
Stu­dent #2: Su­dan… Is that where that Ho­tel Rwan­da thing hap­pened?
Pro­fes­sor: No, that would be Rwan­da.

In­ter­na­tion­al Mar­ket­ing class, Uni­ver­si­ty of Ne­bras­ka-Lin­coln
Lin­coln, Ne­bras­ka

Over­heard by: Mea­gan

You Mean I Got These Knuck­le Tat­toos for Noth­ing?

Crazy la­dy with fan­ny pack, af­ter hear­ing “Emo­tion” by the Bee Gees on loud­speak­er: Love is not an emo­tion!

Wal-Mart
Oak­dale, Louisiana

Over­heard by: Vicky

Be­ing Pres­i­dent Means Al­ways Hav­ing to Say You’re Sor­ry

Vis­it­ing Chi­nese pro­fes­sor: We like Clin­ton for his love sto­ries.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Tul­sa
Tul­sa, Ok­la­homa

They’re All Chee­tahs and Liars

Singing teen: If you find your­self in a sit­u­a­tion where you’re gonna have sex with a leop­ard, don’t, be­cause it’s gross.

148 bus
Ot­tawa
Cana­dia

I Need to Wait for Him to Make the Down Pay­ment

La­dy to math tu­tor: I have to call home. I’m not about to take out a loan if he has­n’t used the bath­room yet.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Neva­da, Las Ve­gas li­brary
Las Ve­gas, Neva­da

Over­heard by: the stone­foxx