Archive for September, 2014

Dr. Phil?

Stu­dent #1: Who’s that bald guy?
Stu­dent #2: That stu­pid-ass bitch that I want to kill.
Stu­dent #1, non­cha­lant: Oh.

41 West San­ta Clara Street
Ar­ca­dia, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Arg­onath

Ha­ha, Suck­er

Mom: You bet­ter put that jack­et on.
Lit­tle boy: No!
Mom: You bet­ter put that jack­et on or you are go­ing to get sick and then when San­ta comes you will get him sick and then there will be no Christ­mas be­cause you got him too sick to work and all the lit­tle boys and girls in the world will hate you. [Lit­tle boy puts jack­et on.]

Utah

Over­heard by: Bryn